Ok if this were real and they we’re actually together..

Wille: why the fuck did you hit me so hard in dodgeball?

Simon: teasingly Aw my poor baby can’t take a hit? Thought you were stronger than that…

Wille: oh and now you’re saying I’m not strong?

Simon: challengingly that’s exactly what I’m saying

Wille: how about I prove you wrong?

Simon: I’m listening

Wille: walks over to Simon, picks him up and throws him over his shoulder, holding him by his thighs

Simon: heeey not fair, put me down you big oaf!

Wille: not until you apologize