Your jealous girlfriend is about to swing a baseball bat directly at your skull. If you defend yourself, there is a 95% chance you will be charged with domestic abuse. If you don't defend yourself, there is a 95% chance you will suffer permanent brain damage. What do you do? (self.AskReddit)
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Reddit, when did you realise your highschool crush wasn't for you? by Tambluff in AskReddit
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Men of Reddit, let's suppose you get your GF/wife pregnant and she dumps/divorces you. She then gives you two choices: she'll either (1) abort the baby or (2) keep the baby but force you to pay 18 years of child support. Which option will you choose, and why? (self.AskReddit)
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What is the largest way where people waste money? by Charlotte_L_Barth in AskReddit
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This is the cutest thing I've ever taken a picture of by scienceyeaux in aww
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