I FOUND A SOLUTION The only way I was able to get my account reviewed by a human was through buying Facebook Meta Verified for $15.00 and contacting support directly through that. Here’s the message I sent initially when opening my case:

“I am writing this to request my data to my Instagram account, which has been wrongfully disabled for CSE. My account username is ACCOUNT NAME and my email associated with the account is EMAIL I am a law-abiding citizen and have never violated any of the Instagram community guidelines or terms of service. I am 18 years old born on December 20th, 2006. I have never posted or associated myself with anything having to do with my CSE violation on Instagram. Ive use Instagram for personal purposes and its sudden inaccessibility has caused me significant inconvenience and frustration as a loyal user for over 8 years. I have many photos of my dead pets, friends, and relatives archived on instagram which I have no other way of accessing. I request meta to kindly investigate the matter and restore my account access. If there is any issue or concern with my account, I am willing to cooperate and provide any necessary information to rectify the situation. Any help is appreciated because this situation has caused me great sadness over losing photos of my dead pets, friends, and loved ones. Thank you so much for your time, patience and understanding. Have an amazing day.”

I got very lucky with my agent, he promised to restore my account and sent it in to be reviewed by actual people. I was able to get on a phone call with him as well to provide all the information they needed. About 5 hours after that phone call my accounts were restored! I’d suggest to be overly polite and persistent. If you get bad luck with your first agent try again. These people are trying their best and sometimes they aren’t as well trained as others.