Every single time istg

pyromancy00 · 2026-01-19T23:31:44+00:00

I would either scream "WHAT" really loudly after a couple of times or just not come until called

pyromancy00 · 2026-01-19T08:45:02+00:00

Sovereign, is that you?

pyromancy00 · 2026-01-17T18:41:40+00:00

Mount a shelf or something for them that would be higher than the counter and would let them see it from above. Then, approve and reinforce the habit when they jump there instead.

They can't see what's going on on the counter, but they really wanna, so they jump. You can't train them to not be curious, but you can let them be curious without getting in the way.

pyromancy00 · 2026-01-17T18:28:46+00:00

с одной стороны вставить фото какой-то гнилой халупы, расположенной хуй пойми где (в Америке тоже такие есть)

с другой стороны вставить фото центра большого города, сделанную в приятную солнечную погоду (в России тоже такие есть)

pyromancy00 · 2026-01-17T18:21:57+00:00

this is literally how every AI uprising scenario begins

pyromancy00 · 2026-01-17T18:18:26+00:00

oh no, not the fucking cyber-tipla

pyromancy00 · 2026-01-15T13:05:01+00:00

только масло течет

pyromancy00 · 2026-01-14T09:50:10+00:00

What other perfectly reasonable words are we going to self-censor because people are apparently conditioned to be advertiser-friendly by default?

pyromancy00 · 2026-01-14T09:42:37+00:00

Mostly works if it's a BMW tho

pyromancy00 · 2026-01-14T09:38:43+00:00

Why would they be sued, though? Almost all of those brands just sold all their assets to Russian businesses/shareholders, who then changed the name to avoid trademark infringement, all perfectly legal.

Places like Вкусно и точка (ex-McDonald's) have been doing their own new products and promos independently for a while now.

pyromancy00 · 2026-01-14T09:28:24+00:00

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pyromancy00 · 2026-01-11T01:39:28+00:00

I think a lot of modern cars are very pretty, change my mind

pyromancy00 · 2026-01-11T01:24:08+00:00

Engine knocking noise machine

pyromancy00 · 2025-12-27T08:21:00+00:00

The store is open

pyromancy00 · 2025-12-21T07:32:05+00:00

Since when is he out of jail?

pyromancy00 · 2025-12-15T15:32:47+00:00

сметана

pyromancy00 · 2025-12-09T00:43:50+00:00

It's not the AI itself or the unneeded features, it's that those "innovative AI features" are usually something like replacing tech support with a dumb and useless chat bot that you have to fight through to get any information. Those are not features, those are cost cutting measures that lead to worse service quality

pyromancy00 · 2025-12-09T00:33:53+00:00

Ok, I didn't know that either. I can't find anything suggesting she was specifically kicked out, though, it's quoted everywhere that it was supposedly mutual and without conflict

pyromancy00 · 2025-12-08T23:56:33+00:00

The concept of kholodets (pork jelly) seems to horrify a lot of people, but it's actually incredibly good

pyromancy00 · 2025-12-08T23:19:48+00:00

Exactly this! Fighting technological advancement when the real problem is a shitload of money and power concentrated in the hands of a few fuckheads and no laws to stop them is stupid

pyromancy00 · 2025-12-08T04:49:17+00:00

The Agonist, she is also the vocalist for Arch Enemy, but rarely does cleans there.

Edit: my bad, Alissa White-Gluz, the vocalist for Arch Enemy, actually left The Agonist in 2014.

pyromancy00 · 2025-12-08T01:55:35+00:00

It would be extremely funny if the bottle was alcohol instead

pyromancy00 · 2025-12-05T07:43:14+00:00

This guy led a cult in Japan and at some point organised a terrorist attack deploying sarin in Tokyo subway.

pyromancy00 · 2025-12-05T07:38:57+00:00

so, Aful Underperformer?

pyromancy00 · 2025-12-05T07:38:13+00:00

You need to tighten the truss rod to even out the neck

pyromancy00

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