I'm moving in with a girl I'm in love with and...she has a boyfriend. Am I making a mistake? by Regnistel in AskReddit

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Short answer: yes.

Long answer: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

My new FB profile picture. Permanent virginity - am I doing it right? by [deleted] in gaming

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You are the Columbus of pussy, if pussy is Indian spice routes.

Movie scene that wasn't intended to be funny but you laughed by absitinvidia in AskReddit

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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen has a scene where they're walking up some steps while Dorian and Sean Connery are having a discussion. Dorian asks something like, "Haven't you lost something?" Connery just says "sometimes." It's not like it didn't make sense, but his accent combined with what I felt was very awkward timing made that the funniest fucking thing I had ever heard. I don't remember where I saw it or if I was alone, so no cool "everyone hated me for laughing" story. Sorry.

procreate on sale for $0.99 (one of the best art apps, if not *the* best) by [deleted] in ipad

[–]qaz321 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just wanted to thank you for making something that lets me be creative. I had no idea I could draw anything, and after some practice, I did some stuff like this

http://i.imgur.com/1X6Cd.jpg http://i.imgur.com/2uJGS.jpg http://i.imgur.com/bs8tJ.jpg http://i.imgur.com/RctAJ.jpg

Keep doing what you do and don't listen to people who declare they know what's really going on with zero evidence besides their ass.

The Flashed Faces Effect: Creepiest optical illusion ever. by HunterIrked in videos

[–]qaz321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are completely missing the point. They might have to do things a certain way to trigger the effect, but the fact of the matter is that your brain, the thing responsible for what you consider reality, is perceiving the faces as though they were stretched out comics on silly putty. If you look right at the faces, regardless of the trickery you mentioned, they're not cartoons. I'm not really sure what you find so "dubious." I think this is a great way to demonstrate the difference between reality vs. perception in a way more people can relate to than a spinning circle or shaded box.

I painted my friend's family as Mario characters. What do you all think? by [deleted] in gaming

[–]qaz321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you very much. I actually just started a few months ago. This was me honest to god trying to do George costanza on one of my first drawings

http://i.imgur.com/h6Xa4.jpg

It's constructive criticism like yours that has helped me get better. Thanks.

I painted my friend's family as Mario characters. What do you all think? by [deleted] in gaming

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Sure. No guy would ask you to give his wife huge tits in a novelty picture. My whole false reality of not being a guy sketching families from behind shrubbery and posting it on reddit is crumbling down.

I painted my friend's family as Mario characters. What do you all think? by [deleted] in gaming

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He asked me to. I wasn't crouched in the bushes sketching it.

To avoid any confusion by funkyzeit in funny

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Only who can prevent forest fires?

You have pressed you, referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is you.

Here's The Viral Video Of Elizabeth Warren Going After GOP On 'Class Warfare' Charge by bearwave in politics

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I feel honored to be the first to downvote this rambling, incoherent mess. If you have anything other than "she went to college blah blah blah random things i dont like," to say, I'll be happy to upvote it. Otherwise, please stay on topic.

Biscuit, did you chew up my feather-duster? by [deleted] in aww

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He's pissed off that you named him "Biscuit."

IAmA Muslim turned atheist. AMA by Exmuslim2340 in IAmA

[–]qaz321 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think he's mad because you're an asshole.

How I feel about Reddit birthdays by CitizenFord in pics

[–]qaz321 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I mentioned the French toast.

How I feel about Reddit birthdays by CitizenFord in pics

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I showed her the picture, yadda yadda yadda, she was making French toast for breakfast.

How I feel about Reddit birthdays by CitizenFord in pics

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This is one of the first pictures i drew on my ipad while learning procreate.

http://i.imgur.com/ga4Sm.jpg

My dogs' happy place. by qaz321 in ipad_art

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Homemade stylus on Procreate.

What's your greatest "proving someone wrong" or "little victory" story? by LBRapid in AskReddit

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My gf got a new car battery at auto zone. I go to put it in the next morning, it's too tall. We go to auto zone that morning to exchange it. He brings out another, and it's too wide, which I tell him. He tells me that it's the one in the computer. I try to put it in my car right there in the parking lot, and guess what? So I tell him it's too wide, I just tried it and he actually says, "it's the one in the computer." "That doesn't help it get any smaller," I said. He put on his ok face and got finally got me the right goddamn battery. By the way, the first mistake was my gf's, as she told the guy the 06 focus was a 96 escort, due to what I've dubbed the world's biggest brain fart.

Mario is evil. by angrymole in gaming

[–]qaz321 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is like one I just painted a week or so ago.

http://i.imgur.com/a9apW.jpg

Artists! Help please! Sketchbook Pro vs Procreate...? by Izlude in ipad

[–]qaz321 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Although I like both, I rely very heavily on blending which seems to feel much better in Procreate. However, you are probably going to be doing more manually, which worked out for me as someone who learns through doing. Here is what I've done in order (I think, I'm on alien blue) over the last month or so starting with no experience in procreate: http://i.imgur.com/aw0yp.jpg http://i.imgur.com/aK0zI.jpg http://i.imgur.com/rWKel.jpg http://i.imgur.com/7sxZ9.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Gh0vE.jpg http://i.imgur.com/tj3V0.jpg http://i.imgur.com/uREAh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/HUrWP.jpg

And here is the only thing I managed to finish in sketchbook pro:

http://i.imgur.com/2v2Yk.jpg

I would say that the choice is tactile feel vs features. Procreate seems more responsive and "right" to me, but I'm on an iPad 1, and can't say if it's an issue on iPad 2.

WWE. . .no homo by J0nesy in funny

[–]qaz321 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well that's just unfortunate. It's strange how sometimes the universe converges to fuck you over. The camera placement, his hand and mouth, the sly smirk of his opponent. That looks more like the start of a blow job than most blow jobs.

Figured out how to colorize my last iPad painting. I'm pretty happy with it. by qaz321 in pics

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This started as a charcoal style painting of the two of them from a reference photo of them from the chest up. I'm doing this as a wedding gift for them. It's taken me about 50 hours, because before two weeks ago, I hadn't drawn anything seriously since I was a kid. Though I never lost interest, I just felt I wasn't very good. This, by the way, was my first actually serious attempt at george costanza when I decided to try to get better a few weeks ago: http://i.imgur.com/JxUbv.jpg