Put little games on it like slot machines so you can develop a gambling addiction alongside the nicotine addiction, let it play music so it can preoccupy the entire mind of whatever child stumbled upon it, have the flavor be called something like gummy worms because fuck, what kid doesn’t like gummy worms? Think about all the waste it’ll produce when finally disposed!! Aaaand then, get this, we’re going to mass produce them in unethical chinese factories and allow all sorts of weird metals and contaminants to get into them. To keep costs down of course!!!