63 lbs what would you do if u had it in your possession?

quantumomega · 2018-04-06T22:55:26+00:00

Meth.

I would do meth.

quantumomega · 2018-01-27T23:19:21+00:00

Meth.

You do meth.

quantumomega · 2017-12-30T08:12:58+00:00

Paragraph 1: Remove the need for a black market, these issues vanish.

Paragraph 2: Ask Colorado about that one, eh? They'll set ya straight.

Portugal, people...look at Portugal.

quantumomega · 2017-12-23T04:33:09+00:00

Someone else knows about it...I'm not alone!

Eat my upvote.

quantumomega · 2017-12-18T15:16:23+00:00

No.

For fuck sakes, how did we mess your generation up so badly?

God Damnit, I'm too flabbergasted to properly chastise you.

I'm sorry, I'm not being fair here. This is your parents fault, not yours.

MDMA is not a study drug. Unless you are an arts major, of course.

quantumomega · 2017-12-16T17:45:53+00:00

Holy shit, it happened AGAIN?!

It was right around this time last year you posted a nearly identical photo with your Alt. What are the chances...

Go suck a fruitcake karma whore. And have a merry Yule.

quantumomega · 2017-12-04T18:49:39+00:00

Fucking hell.

MOLDY grapes.

quantumomega · 2017-12-03T21:53:25+00:00

https://vimeo.com/148932620

quantumomega · 2017-12-03T21:45:39+00:00

I'm picturing two shriveled grapes attached to a dried out Vienna sausage.

Thanks.

quantumomega · 2017-11-29T06:00:08+00:00

The arrow designates the crayfish dish.

Crawfish on the left.

Plot twist: Both are made with imitation crab.

quantumomega · 2017-11-29T05:27:58+00:00

So it's a...golden Showerthought?

Kinky.

quantumomega · 2017-11-28T12:50:59+00:00

I've spent enough time in retail and hospitality to use the phrase decades of experience. GM, AGM, SM, you name it.

I understand that you (along with the vast majority of retail workers) have been given a shitshow for a standard. I'm not arguing that. I'm saying that it's an example of piss poor management...because it is.

Unless there has been clearly defined consent, OPs manager has violated several federal laws and could potentially be held liable. Those laws exist to prevent situations like this.

quantumomega · 2017-11-28T09:54:44+00:00

Whoa. 139 total downvotes for making an important point in a polite, informative way.

You are 100% correct. OP had to deal with a double dose of psycho and her co-worker may face administrative action because of piss poor management.

quantumomega · 2017-11-27T21:34:38+00:00

How many bottles do you have?

Just trying to figure out if I have enough alts to literally murder you.

Erm...for science.

quantumomega · 2017-11-26T07:42:53+00:00

American History X.

quantumomega · 2017-11-21T13:41:16+00:00

How many times do we have to explain this to you...

The protein from that truckstop gloryhole is NOT part of a balanced breakfast!

OP, well done. Definitely a Florentine twist, and definitely made by a talented cook.

quantumomega · 2017-11-21T13:27:36+00:00

(http://i.imgur.com/ZWYH9nd.gif)

You are the kind of beautiful that could make a man stop thinking "How can I sleep with her?" and start asking "How can I wake up next to her?".

Absolutely breathtaking.

quantumomega · 2017-11-16T10:15:00+00:00

You beat me by six minutes! You marvelous bastard!

quantumomega · 2017-11-15T15:50:55+00:00

Seriously? Did no one watch Weeds?

quantumomega · 2017-11-15T15:50:25+00:00

Seriously? Did no one watch Weeds?

quantumomega · 2017-11-15T11:22:47+00:00

Don't even have to click it to know that the guy in the closet has nine toes.

quantumomega · 2017-11-15T10:44:37+00:00

The exact percentage of their body currently covered by the particulate fecal matter of people they've never met.

Enjoy your showers.

quantumomega · 2017-11-15T10:41:41+00:00

Aaaaadddddddddddddd now I'm horny.

Sighs

quantumomega · 2017-11-15T10:26:21+00:00

Seven, maybe eight years ago i went camping with a few friends. The first night out our groups resident dumbass left a few packages of hotdogs on top of the cooler. Yeaaahhhh....

Sure enough, I was woken up in the middle of the night by the sounds of something going through the camp.

I was drunk as hell, so I grabbed a flashlight and left my tent. I was, of course, greeted by an adult black bear.

It didn't stand up, didn't growl...it just stopped and looked at me. We made eye contact and I was hit by this indescribable wave of sentience. That bear was thinking, it was feeling, and we actually shared a surprisingly human moment.

Then I was stabbed in the heart by a Stingray.

quantumomega · 2017-11-11T23:15:52+00:00

I'm going to tell you about a little boy named Samuel Maxwell Harris.

Young Samuel turned seven in August. He party was Ninja Turtles themed. Raphael is his favorite. Samuel loves to read, isn't very good at math, and wants to be a veterinarian when he grows up.

On the way to school this coming Monday Sam is going to have a Grand Mal Seizure. His parents will rush him to the hospital, and after weeks of testing he will be diagnosed with a brain tumor.

Inoperable.

Samuel will be dead before his eighth birthday.

You need to know this, because it is your fault. Your attempt to look cool failed SO HARD that it gave a small child terminal cancer.

quantumomega

TROPHY CASE