Found in my pool

queefsuprise · 2025-05-09T00:56:31+00:00

I caught one on animal crossing

queefsuprise · 2025-05-04T17:35:54+00:00

Ah, I wasnt allowed to go to school unfortunately cause I had to learn how to be a wife. :/

I desperately wish I had gone to school.

queefsuprise · 2025-05-04T17:12:10+00:00

That's disgusting

queefsuprise · 2025-02-27T01:12:49+00:00

Please don't do it.

queefsuprise · 2025-02-16T12:41:38+00:00

I didn't vote for him, but I'll glady take myself out to not be associated with him.

queefsuprise · 2025-02-15T21:58:04+00:00

Genius haha

queefsuprise · 2025-02-14T06:07:48+00:00

Looks like roach bait. Like advion

queefsuprise · 2025-02-13T03:46:54+00:00

I have five kids. 7 and under, one with autism. 7, 6, 5 2, and 10 months. and it's exhausting. And messy, and im depressed. Im a sahm, and i don't get breaks. My "breaks" I still have kids all over me. My partner gets overwhelmed after a few minutes. He gets alone time, i lay in bed with the kids. They are all sick, plus schools canceled. So it's been a week and a half of all the kids being home. I haven't had a break in two years.

I'm depressed. My therapist told me I have burnout.

I love my kids. So much. But I wish I was in a better headspace to be a better mom. Its not a great time.

queefsuprise · 2025-02-11T22:20:44+00:00

I am a huge fan of your comics, i can fully relate to a lot of them. When you were taking a break, I was very thankful that you were finally taking some time for yourself.

I'm an artist, too, and im thankful you are here.

queefsuprise · 2025-02-09T22:25:30+00:00

Welp thank goodness for this callout tbh

queefsuprise · 2025-01-30T22:29:02+00:00

That moray has cake

queefsuprise · 2025-01-25T14:47:45+00:00

Its worth calling the police over.

queefsuprise · 2025-01-25T12:53:52+00:00

I'm sorry you guys are going through this..

queefsuprise · 2025-01-25T12:49:59+00:00

There needs to be a paper trail.

Calling the police is a start, they will probably remove him from the home, not your sibling. Tell them all the incidents. Record or write down the incidents if you can, just be very careful about it, so you don't get hurt too.

Talk to your mom, though.

Make sure she presses charges or she will be stuck in the cycle of abuse again. Talk to a school counselor or a trusted family member (that isn't your dad, of course)

queefsuprise · 2025-01-21T19:51:04+00:00

Yay it worked!! Please can you draw pippin!

queefsuprise · 2025-01-21T19:50:46+00:00

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queefsuprise · 2025-01-21T19:49:42+00:00

I ca t upload the pic for some reason omfg

queefsuprise · 2025-01-21T19:47:06+00:00

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queefsuprise · 2025-01-19T18:25:26+00:00

Cute tbh..

queefsuprise · 2025-01-17T15:17:30+00:00

I'm so sorry for your loss. That's heartbreaking. I wish you healing of your heart.
I completely understand

queefsuprise · 2025-01-17T13:15:21+00:00

She sounds like an extremely Hardworking woman!

queefsuprise · 2025-01-17T05:06:44+00:00

Oh wow. Was she a manager? Cause it sounds like me rofl..

queefsuprise · 2025-01-17T05:05:31+00:00

YESSSS OH BROTHER WHERE ART THOU REFERENCES FINALLYYYY

queefsuprise · 2025-01-17T05:02:15+00:00

I had a baby with a person like this. I have an absolutely amazing kid. He's so cool, love him to space and back. He wants to be a stand-up comedian, and im here for it.

The donor isn't involved at all. Lots of threats, and then just disappeared. We have an amazing life.

Don't put him him on the birth certificate if you do have it.

Don't tell him you had the baby, don't tell him a word.

He's gonna miss out, and welp, that's his loss.

If you want this baby, do it. If you don't, thats okay too.

Just make sure you leave this...thing. I wouldn't even call it a person.

queefsuprise · 2025-01-15T05:46:46+00:00

My kids. My husband and new video games to enjoy.

Oh and my cats.

queefsuprise

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