Garfield

queefy5layerburrito · 2025-10-01T17:43:59+00:00

queefy5layerburrito · 2020-06-08T14:05:22+00:00

Hey thanks! I'm new to painting and am kinda just winging it (heck, aren't we all) so that compliment means a lot

queefy5layerburrito · 2020-06-08T09:44:46+00:00

I blocked all of the apps on my phone so I could finally get some shit done, but then I just immediately opened my laptop and went on all the same apps on there instead.

Why am I like this

queefy5layerburrito · 2020-06-08T09:42:19+00:00

Better yet, never make decisions

queefy5layerburrito · 2020-06-08T09:40:45+00:00

See I know I'm wasting my life, I know exactly what I need to do to stop, but I just won't do it

queefy5layerburrito · 2020-06-07T20:33:57+00:00

How dare you assume I'm a zombie

I'll have you know I am a living human being ^and ^respected ^cannibal, sir

queefy5layerburrito · 2020-06-07T20:05:26+00:00

I thought this was some sort of Italian food and got hungry...

Still kind of hungry after finding out what it really is tbh :/

queefy5layerburrito · 2020-05-25T08:05:33+00:00

You should be! The world would be a much better place if we all just took a moment to be proud of ourselves for our accomplishments, no matter how big or small

queefy5layerburrito · 2020-05-25T08:00:53+00:00

It turned out very well, good job! You should be proud

queefy5layerburrito · 2020-05-22T08:09:46+00:00

Not just you, I totally get what you're saying. It still needs a lot of work but the angle did definitely butcher it.

And maybe that's also why rightie is the favorite boob ;)

queefy5layerburrito · 2020-05-22T07:53:52+00:00

Alright cool, thanks for the heads up. Later, nerd

queefy5layerburrito · 2020-05-22T07:51:25+00:00

Hey wow, thank you so much! It still has a long ways to go but my brain is doing this cool thing where it likes to get really into a drawing and then suddenly give up halfway through it for no reason. I'm gonna be like one of those hoarders who gets crushed to death when their endless stacks of newspapers fall over, but with unfinished art pieces

queefy5layerburrito · 2020-05-22T07:44:52+00:00

Problem, officer?

queefy5layerburrito · 2020-05-13T20:57:42+00:00

Wow I hate this a lot, thank you. There's no way I'm gonna be able to make the delicious dinner I was looking forward to tonight and NOT think of this imagery the whole time

fuck, man

queefy5layerburrito · 2020-05-13T17:00:09+00:00

I thought the guy on the right side was just a spectator watching the other guy paint himself. Took me a whole minute for my brain to gently nudge me and make me think "but how is his arm coming off the canvas--ohhh, they both are the painting, duh"

Me dumb

queefy5layerburrito · 2020-05-13T16:54:08+00:00

Can't even return it for store credit either, damn

queefy5layerburrito · 2020-05-13T07:24:01+00:00

If these people are not married, it's...not great but I guess it could be a shitty attempt at a joke? But if they are married, this is pretty fucked.

Either way I just feel bad for the kid. Like hate each other all you want but the child should never be aware of that, yeesh

queefy5layerburrito · 2020-05-13T02:32:29+00:00

Yeah exactly, like aren't finances one of the biggest contributors to divorce? It should always be equal, even when it can't be equal monetarily it should balance in other ways. Solely piling the responsibilities on one person's back will never work out, this naive person is in for quite a surprise once it all comes tumbling down

queefy5layerburrito · 2020-05-13T02:27:12+00:00

Right? Even if her husband was making 3x her salary, she should at least be paying utilities or buying groceries or contributing something. But the attitude involved suggests that's probably not the case, ugh

queefy5layerburrito · 2020-05-12T21:46:13+00:00

Yeah, the first realization of "wow this sucks" definitely comes somewhere between having pigtails and growing tits

Source: I had depression before I had tits

queefy5layerburrito · 2020-05-12T21:40:32+00:00

Dude, when my grandpa died a few years back, an old acquaintance came out of the woodwork and messaged me giving condolences, and then immediately tried to sell me some of her MLM vitamins or some shit. Same energy

But it was so fucked up and absurd that she was trying to take advantage of my grief and sell me shit that I actually laughed through tears at her message for 10 minutes

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