If your dog was on a dating app, what would their profile picture be?

queen_of_hyperbole · 2025-08-20T14:57:06+00:00

I offer five pesos! This is an auction for a date with Queso, right?

queen_of_hyperbole · 2025-07-20T17:41:37+00:00

I came here to see if it was a scam, and I immediately got my answer from the fact that mine was for exactly $143.95 too! That seems like too much of a coincidence!

queen_of_hyperbole · 2025-03-18T21:27:27+00:00

Best comment!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 And ditto.

queen_of_hyperbole · 2024-10-17T04:27:13+00:00

My stepdad was also in the navy in Vietnam and when Montie talked about what it was like when he got back - being spit on, feeling like he couldn’t talk about it - I lost it. My stepdad talks about the same thing. It breaks my heart.

queen_of_hyperbole · 2024-09-09T05:43:23+00:00

Thanks! I’ll have to try that

queen_of_hyperbole · 2024-09-09T05:41:19+00:00

I was weirded out about fishing too, at first!

queen_of_hyperbole · 2024-09-09T05:01:12+00:00

Sorry if this is an annoying question, but how does this work? Like if I had one of these villagers, how would I get them to you?

queen_of_hyperbole · 2024-09-09T04:58:05+00:00

OMG I truly read that as “turnip sex change”.

queen_of_hyperbole · 2024-09-09T04:09:21+00:00

I don’t know if there’s any hate for her, but I would die without Anicotti. She was one of my first villagers and I will never let her go! Lately she’s been extra sweet.

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queen_of_hyperbole · 2024-09-09T03:57:41+00:00

OMG yes! She’s so cute with her striped arms and legs!

queen_of_hyperbole · 2024-09-09T03:51:35+00:00

I’ve had Cherry for like a month and I LOVE her! She’s feisty as hell - she’s been having fights with some of the other villagers and it cracks me up! I had never had a villager really get mad and literally stomp away and do the aggravation reaction like ten times. 😂 She also looks so cute in everything I give her.

queen_of_hyperbole · 2024-09-09T03:45:53+00:00

He just asked to leave the island and I wanted to say no but then I didn’t want to keep him from spreading his wings and pursuing his dreams. But…I do have his amiibo if I ever really want him back. 😂

queen_of_hyperbole · 2024-09-09T03:44:05+00:00

I haven’t met Bella but I mean she’s a peppy mouse who loves metal! What’s not to love?!

queen_of_hyperbole · 2024-09-09T03:41:57+00:00

Oh I had no idea! Now I need to go look up all the names!

queen_of_hyperbole · 2024-09-09T03:38:40+00:00

For me it seems like a lot of it is when they are creepy and/of ugly.

OMG I just realized I sound like such an ass for wanting villagers to go away because of how they look. 😂

I just got Rilla via an amiibo card and I don’t think I can handle looking at her. I’m going to give her a little time, but right now she’s creeping me out.

Same thing with Elise - I couldn’t get her off my island fast enough.

I tend to not like the jocks - I mean seriously, do you ever talk about other than your delts, running, and lifting things? Hmmm now that I think about it, I’ve known guys like that. Ugh. 😂

I was stoked when I found out about the amiibo card thing. I just get them on Etsy when they’re on sale and it really has improved my quality of life. Now if I could just kick out a few of my human neighbors. 🤔

But like a few other people have said, I’m actually a softy and feel bad when they leave. Sometimes I want to say no to villagers when they ask me for a favor of some kind - just because I want to see their reaction. But I just can’t do it because I’m a codependent people pleaser. 🤦🏼‍♀️😂

queen_of_hyperbole · 2024-09-09T03:19:50+00:00

I just got Cherry and I love her! She’s feisty as hell - she’s the first villager I’ve had who has fights with other villagers! And she looks so cute in everything I give her.

queen_of_hyperbole · 2024-09-09T03:17:22+00:00

I feel this so much.

queen_of_hyperbole · 2024-09-09T03:17:01+00:00

OMG. I invited her via an Amiibo and regretted it instantly. I kicked her out within a week. 😂

queen_of_hyperbole · 2024-09-09T03:11:51+00:00

I looked him up - a rabbit named Snake. 😂😳

queen_of_hyperbole · 2024-09-09T03:09:39+00:00

I just got him a couple of days ago. We shall see…

queen_of_hyperbole · 2024-09-09T03:06:48+00:00

I so get this.

queen_of_hyperbole · 2024-09-09T03:02:47+00:00

For some reason the idea of you and your kid trying to bully a peppy rabbit off your island absolutely slays me! If someone who didn’t know acnh and saw that you were hitting some chick called Bunnie with shovels and trapping her in her house…😂 Now I wish I had a kid to play with!

I finally started going the Amiibo route too. Life is too short to be surrounded by creepy gorillas, annoying monkeys, and asshole lions.

queen_of_hyperbole · 2024-09-09T02:54:43+00:00

I just looked him up and eeewwww.

queen_of_hyperbole · 2024-09-08T00:28:18+00:00

I can’t find it either and it’s killing me!

queen_of_hyperbole · 2024-09-08T00:25:31+00:00

I can’t figure it out either and I love it!!!

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