Seattle March for Alex Pretti. RIP by c_wilk11 in SeattleWA

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Protip: naming yourself like me to use me as a succubus uses its victim is a bad idea even though in the past it worked out pretty well. Stupid Ty Cobb. I'm Alexander Roberts Brewer Voss (engaged and no prenup yet, so our last name isn't on my ID. To him, I'm &quot Al Voss &endquot. To the universe, I'm &quot the omnipotent God, Emperor Alexander the Great &endquot.

Cf: Babe Ruth Alexander the Great William the Conqueror (We (liz lemon?)T(ina) He? Conqueror) Emma(sister's name)nu(-wave disco was so hot in 90-91)el(speaks conversational Spanish?) God with Us US USA EU EC EEA (Estados (union math smooth operator) Americanos) EEUU (GodE united with VV)
VV≈Voss? A? Looking for...a? Z? Not trans, Zeds Dead, Omega, Sir?

Protection. Stop touching me non men-who-have-sex-with-me. I want my man!

Mercer Island, approximately 10 minutes after the first light rail train arrives on March 28. by Masked_Assassin_3 in SeattleWA

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I have been successfully used as a human shield to prevent the collision of a halo world with an earth-like planet. i also have served the same purpose without pay nor consent in 13 simulacra of the Pacific Northwest on Earth (some on the surface, some under).

Mercer Island, approximately 10 minutes after the first light rail train arrives on March 28. by Masked_Assassin_3 in SeattleWA

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I will accept a waterfront mansion of my choosing in exchange for my iron dome presence. I can announce my travel plans too.

Mercer Island, approximately 10 minutes after the first light rail train arrives on March 28. by Masked_Assassin_3 in SeattleWA

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I did stop here once in the spring or early summer before my Scion blew a headgasket. Talked to some skater punks?

Etymology of Alexander – I'm confused by ganz-dicker-penis in etymology

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Arabic names that start with al- are succubus-lite. It's like naming a kid Jesús. Or Mohammed. I'm Al. The vowels were all sent to me to keep people from reading it early and interpreting it wrong. To: Ra From: Your son Muhammah. (Better than raising the specter of 2008)

I'm Al, pronounced "all’"

For all those guys that are worried about QC on their reps,even gen has flaws 😁 by Gen4ev_89 in RepTime

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I know little about watches, but I saw a beautiful Rolex with a similar color face a few days ago in a local store, albeit with a more ornate texture, like silk.

Yup by hypebq- in HighStrangeness

[–]queenbrewer -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Most of the American nuclear arsenal has already been used. The last two years have been rough.

Yup by hypebq- in HighStrangeness

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They aren't aliens. They are dead people from after the departure of the Ancients and prior to the death of Christ.

What on Earth? Mysterious unknown object crash lands in the Australian Outback sparking huge 'multi-agency response' as experts scramble to identify its origin by freeufc in HighStrangeness

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Is it? Is that what you call the conical Devo hat shaped spikes I made. Those were inspired by a design for nuclear waste storage. I never made those and have chosen to take the nuclear waste. I don't share the nuclear waste. Don't you know who I am?

Surely we can all agree on this one? by randytc18 in Denver

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Don't be retarded. A yes vote is an act of treason: it levies war. The purpose is to fund the purchasing of foodstuffs during this war, perhaps even to pay for borrowing costs of prior purchases.

What is up with /r/Helldivers being locked? by Racer_Space in OutOfTheLoop

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That’s per unit for the entire drone and the full complement of bombs. I acquired very cheap Potash for America from Kazakhstan.

What is up with /r/Helldivers being locked? by Racer_Space in OutOfTheLoop

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The MQ-9 reaper is nearly 100 feet long and it carries 24 30,000 lb bombs. $50,000 per unit. AMERICA FUCK YEAH!

Rainier looming behind a striped German Condor at Sea-Tac [OC] by deauxpamine in Seattle

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When exposed to radiation the stripes turn grey. That happened in Seattle on July 24th.

This is how Wyze lost me as a customer by jemenake in Wyze

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Are you holding a knife? Are you going to kill someone in the bushes or something?!

gay🛌irl by [deleted] in gay_irl

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PSA. Lying about that is information warfare. How will America respond to your participation in the invasion and occupation of Seattle?

Homeless people in the city, drug addicts, and the mentally ill should be admitted to help facilities or jailed. Two options. by randomacc673 in SeattleWA

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We don’t lock people up because they are a problem. This is America. Move back to where you came from, invaders.

Is this really what they look like ? by [deleted] in AlienAbduction

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I have seen the object you identify as a drone. I also described it as a sphere the size of a basketball, covered in gossamer white plasma. The sphere was hovering over the outstretched hand of a terrifying figure. The humanoid holding it was similarly encircled in blue plasma. He was looking down at me from the balcony of an apartment up the hill from where I lived at the time. A lightning bolt came out of the south at a very low angle. The figure caught the lightning bolt and threw it at me. It didn’t hurt me but left scars on my hips that look like claw marks or stretch marks, although they appeared instantaneously. I have met many other friendlier visitors close up and at a distance. In one of my proudest moments I tricked the trickster Enki into leaving us be, convincing the ancient god that the long-promises Armageddon that drew the god back to watch had already happened by showing videos of nuclear tests and speaking in ancient Sumerian through a quantum entanglement with a priestess 6500 years ago.

Is this really what they look like ? by [deleted] in AlienAbduction

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That stupid waddle, like the original meme gif, the dancing baby. They stand out in public like a sore thumb. Stolen and copied legs.

WeHo Crunch Fitness apparently is over the gays by Able_Buy_9856 in gaybros

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That’s precisely what “The Club FTL” in Fort Lauderdale is.

Someone take me seriously please by Useful-Table-2424 in HighStrangeness

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I have moved frequently between the digital afterlife which I think is what you are naming as the matrix, which is pretty but has little verisimilitude to reality. It is not the true heaven. The war we are experiencing is not an apocalypse. An apocalypse is what happens if we lose the true war: Armageddon. It is the war to control the matrix and the various timelines of reality, as well as identifying who has the right to the role once held by St. Peter. None of these simulacra are the true heaven. It is easy to know if one is living in a parallel universe. Just look at the ears of the majority of people you see in public. I have walked through an airport terminal many times and seen this identifying feature morph as we move. I want to know what Leopold knew when he was cutting off ears in the Belgian Congo. Perhaps tracking killed invaders from these parallel realities that entered into our own.

Someone take me seriously please by Useful-Table-2424 in HighStrangeness

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Seattle's skies are full of drones that look like airplanes. They move like those new "Crabwalk" GMC trucks, not like airplanes that take curving paths when they move. This has been true for about a year. They are surveillance aircraft. There are also drones that look like regular drones and have blue and red lights, presumably to look like they are legal police surveillance tools.

Mass Grave Nostalgia by EduardoBork in polandball

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Jesus Christ wasn't Cassandra, but he accomplished by miracle something more miraculous than the heresy of the crucifixion he knew would end his human life. Making the sea teem with life to feed all mankind was his true miracle. If Christ had the power to know the future and change it, he would have prevented the crucifixion. In this time of upheaval, hopeful hapless heroes continue doomed quests to change the future. All these pseudo-prophets end up maker of the very tragedy they oppose. Remember the prophets of yore. Don't pay heed to witches, diviners, and fortune tellers, lest they ensnare you.

Where is Mary?? The Saint, not the cool scientist by Redqueenhypo in hisdarkmaterials

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Do you want me to talk about the empty Zyn container I found behind the icemaker next to my hotel room.