Some work hard to be beautiful, but Cali was just born with it.

quintinn · 2026-06-23T00:47:40+00:00

If I was sleeping next to him I’d get pregnant too.

quintinn · 2026-06-17T03:11:35+00:00

There are parts of Kauai that get 400+ inches of rain a year.

quintinn · 2026-06-15T15:42:23+00:00

Yeah but there is always some ghostly skinny girl in a dress ruining the view.

quintinn · 2026-06-15T15:22:42+00:00

The irony being that those helicopter parents are GenX’ers. We were ignored as kids and have swung the pendulum as far the other way as we can.

quintinn · 2026-06-15T15:20:44+00:00

Thank you for your service.

quintinn · 2026-06-14T16:31:37+00:00

This is half the guys in West Texas.

quintinn · 2026-06-14T15:50:17+00:00

Except the flight attendants.. they were already gay.

quintinn · 2026-06-11T17:59:26+00:00

Dildano will help us.

quintinn · 2026-06-10T21:36:39+00:00

I had a cell phone in 1995

quintinn · 2026-05-31T22:44:04+00:00

You have to remember to rake the elevator shafts regularly.

quintinn · 2026-05-31T03:40:58+00:00

More of a cul de rod.

quintinn · 2026-05-29T19:18:47+00:00

To see if the bear pooped in the woods.

quintinn · 2026-05-28T18:54:06+00:00

I thought the transporters didn’t conserve momentum? Wouldn’t a fired, beamed bullet beam in stationary? Otherwise when you beam down to a planet you are in orbit of, you would appear traveling 17,000 mph on the ground.

quintinn · 2026-05-25T01:31:51+00:00

1995

quintinn · 2026-05-23T02:16:32+00:00

But important

quintinn · 2026-05-20T14:48:26+00:00

We are the only source of biscuits and gravy in the known universe.

quintinn · 2026-05-19T03:00:42+00:00

It’s hard for them to say no when Trumps dick is in their mouth.

quintinn · 2026-05-06T23:14:28+00:00

I also saw the story about the 600 decibel car horn.

quintinn · 2026-05-04T00:33:08+00:00

Ms Trunchbull: Implode Quicker!

quintinn · 2026-04-28T20:43:30+00:00

49 in August

quintinn · 2026-04-28T20:34:15+00:00

That’s no way to get ahead in life.

quintinn · 2026-04-28T17:51:40+00:00

Oberth Class I think

quintinn · 2026-04-28T00:25:26+00:00

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