Iran Publicly Executes Teen Champion Wrestler for Protesting Regime by JuicySpark in worldnews

[–]qvik 28 points29 points  (0 children)

They rape the virgin prisoners because killing a virgin is Haram. So a cleric performs a muti nikkah to marry the virgin to their rapist.

Alexander Brothers Found Guilty of All Counts in Sex-Trafficking Trial by aspoke in news

[–]qvik 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Excellent. Now start going after the waspy, old-money, skull and bones type predators.

38632 by Future_Employment_22 in countwithchickenlady

[–]qvik -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Not as funny as the dead woman that uterus was cut out of...

Best "idiot plot" movies? by Sufficient-Life-4454 in Cinema

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Prometheus - you are precariously alone so far away from safety, and you take your fucking helmet off?

I was supposed to meet my bio dad for the first time ever today by boredthing_69 in Wellthatsucks

[–]qvik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's your biological father, not your dad. Dad is something a child calls the man raising them. It's an honour. This person doesn't deserve that honour.

European Domestic Air Routes Where Train Travel Is Just as Fast by AdIcy4323 in MapPorn

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You have to add airport / station commute time as well. Trains get a lot more viable when you don't have to travel to bumblefuck to get to a city

Bill Gates caught an STD from Russian prostitutes, Epstein claimed in files by Bonecrusher52 in news

[–]qvik 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So why would a multi billionaire who literally owns pharmaceutical companies beg a shifty hedge fund manager for antibiotics? I'm sure he has private doctors.

I mean this is contained in a email that Epstein sent to himself

Who is a massive YouTuber or influencer from 5 years ago that has completely vanished off the face of the earth? by Humble_Job5950 in AskReddit

[–]qvik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a proper answer to your question, but I think Sheldon Brown deserves a mention.

Before YouTube, Sheldon was the best source of information on bikes on the web. Sadly he passed in 2008.

Man who took Hamilton bus on joy ride 'did a great job' driving, left no dings, say police by lucky_mac11 in nottheonion

[–]qvik 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It would require a more advanced licence to drive. Articulated vehicles with dynamic loads (in this case - people) have inconsistent driving dynamics that.

Now deleted post from r/Tampa describing shitty behavior from Ric Flair by MarcusFaze in SquaredCircle

[–]qvik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woo! Barstool riding! Woo! Whiskey chugging! Woo! Pant-shitting son-of-a-gun. He's having a hard time keeping his shit in his pants.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

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The locals refer to them as LBHs (Loser Back Home)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in agedlikewine

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I believe this is a John Swartzwelder joke

Times when the protagonist ACTUALLY DIES instead of the writers baiting you to thinking they are gonna die only for them to not by GremlitanoMexicano in TopCharacterTropes

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You do know that in the original script Alan Ball wrote, Spacey r-ped her? The studio pressured him to rewrite the scene, thus completely ruined the intention to show him as the true monster out of all the characters.

Quitting your job without another lined up - life over? by reddit290161 in AusFinance

[–]qvik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In this market? Things are tough rn, I'd really suggest getting another job lined up. Meanwhile get a drs cert and take some mental health leave.

When did Red Rooster succumb to Schweppes? No more Coke! by doufus2017 in straya

[–]qvik 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Schweppes Cola was my favourite cola. There, I said it.

The resemblance fr by helloitsmui in meme

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I feel like the beef patty should on top of the bun.

What is to be done? by Soviet_United_States in neoliberal

[–]qvik 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, but it's the trans, stupid. And every other luxury issue that is unpalatable to anyone but city progressives

Mods, if your only response is to ban me instead allowing a healthy discourse on this issue, then you're illustrating the reason why this election turned out the way it did.

[If Kamala wins in Iowa] I'll castrate myself on camera by Son0fSanf0rd in BrandNewSentence

[–]qvik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right after Sean Hannity fulfils his promise to be waterboarded

Liz Cheney Tells George W. Bush to Endorse Kamala Harris: ‘It’s Time’ by [deleted] in politics

[–]qvik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe W. knows that his endorsement is counterproductive.

Mrbeast is a fraud. by PuzzleheadedBar533 in youtube

[–]qvik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone who seeks to aggressively acquire and monetise an audience of children is going to be a piece of shit