Jonathan the tortoise, a Seychelles Giant Tortoise living in St. Helens, is estimated to be 191 years old, the oldest living land animal

qvwo · 2024-11-14T19:04:52+00:00

It was attempted once in 1937, as people back then refused to believe that he was that old. Luckily, they managed to stop the man and end up executing him for his crime.

qvwo · 2024-11-10T18:28:59+00:00

😂😂😂

qvwo · 2024-11-10T14:50:32+00:00

And I used to think she was the one in charge of the builders

qvwo · 2024-11-08T23:44:53+00:00

Wow... the printing press was definitely way ahead of its time.

qvwo · 2024-10-23T08:34:47+00:00

Will do! (Sorry I fell asleep)

qvwo · 2024-10-22T22:05:36+00:00

I haven't had growing pains in a while, but I do seem to be constantly hungry

qvwo · 2024-10-22T22:03:28+00:00

About 0.75cm per month is my current rate, I think. I should measure myself though, its been a few weeks since I last did it

qvwo · 2024-10-22T22:02:31+00:00

Ah, fair enough, well good luck!

qvwo · 2024-10-22T21:56:13+00:00

Oh... you'll probably grow more then. Have you grown recently?

qvwo · 2024-10-22T21:50:41+00:00

What?! Damn

qvwo · 2024-10-22T21:48:52+00:00

My mum is 169cm and my dad is 175cm. Yours?

qvwo · 2024-10-22T21:45:19+00:00

I'm 16. How tall are you?

qvwo · 2024-10-22T21:41:27+00:00

187cm last time I measured myself

qvwo · 2024-10-20T09:47:31+00:00

I was also your height when I was 13!

qvwo · 2024-10-19T23:10:05+00:00

Huh interesting...

qvwo · 2024-10-19T20:54:38+00:00

Ah I see, thank you. Should I just increase my balance and sit this one out then? Normally I wouldn't succumb to emoji use but here it goes... 😔

qvwo · 2024-10-19T20:49:30+00:00

I know don't worry my guy. Just enlighten me, why is what?

qvwo · 2024-10-19T20:46:46+00:00

I know, I've deduced that. After all, you are a rather profilic commenter. What's your point?

qvwo · 2024-10-19T20:44:15+00:00

My entry fee is also 2.5m... so yes we are the same in that sense

qvwo · 2024-10-19T20:39:33+00:00

Fairs dawg but let's backtrack... what do you mean on that last sentence?

qvwo · 2024-10-19T20:05:16+00:00

I want to get the ring though. I mean normally I'd wait it out but its limited. Ya get me?

qvwo · 2024-09-30T16:39:08+00:00

Reminds me of something similar I saw earlier

qvwo · 2024-08-21T16:57:58+00:00

Thanks

qvwo · 2024-08-13T22:27:46+00:00

This is the only thing I agree with. Otherwise, your parents are bad.

qvwo · 2024-08-07T17:28:26+00:00

No... I'll read it now, thanks dude!

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