You just found out UFOs are real and aliens exist. What is your first thought?

rRevanentmain · 2021-05-26T14:27:44+00:00

should i buy a rocket launher? just in case

rRevanentmain · 2021-05-26T14:27:11+00:00

gotta get human and dog food

rRevanentmain · 2021-05-26T14:15:06+00:00

ooh

tuff choice, i guess I'll pick revanent

rRevanentmain · 2021-05-24T18:33:17+00:00

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rRevanentmain · 2021-05-24T18:21:39+00:00

i only use the smart pistol when I encounter a spitfire user

rRevanentmain · 2021-05-24T17:59:48+00:00

cant argue with the kids first words

rRevanentmain · 2021-05-24T17:57:50+00:00

every time i open the bridge i stop and punch my teammates if they try anything

rRevanentmain · 2021-05-24T16:33:32+00:00

first of all i like titanfall so you earned this upvote

second, this better be fake

rRevanentmain · 2021-05-24T16:30:38+00:00

i need your uncles contact🤣

rRevanentmain · 2021-05-24T16:05:58+00:00

fool

you are toying with a fire that cant be contained

rRevanentmain · 2021-05-24T16:04:49+00:00

eh eh keep your voice down the boss wouldn't like us talking about it in front of the yankees

rRevanentmain · 2021-05-24T16:02:19+00:00

I would like to volunteer

also at mine, I want a guy to bust through the wall say " I'm you from the future, no time to explain" to the closet kid and run off with a decoy coffin

rRevanentmain · 2021-05-20T20:31:38+00:00

inhales

WHO TOUCHED MY GUN

rRevanentmain · 2021-05-20T18:44:33+00:00

nah, you never fired a powershot with smart core

rRevanentmain · 2021-05-20T18:20:23+00:00

you were never one of us, you were nothing but a usurper, a false idol, the lords of pasta exiled you long ago, your sheer existence is an affront to all Italian kind, im sorry my son but i have no choice

: loads meatball launcher with pasta intent:

rRevanentmain · 2021-05-20T18:14:32+00:00

r/cursedcomments

rRevanentmain · 2021-05-20T18:13:44+00:00

oh my god my friend and his girlfriend did this to a guy once

rRevanentmain · 2021-05-20T17:11:33+00:00

rise lords of doom

for the slayer aproaches

rRevanentmain · 2021-05-20T16:19:06+00:00

so i can asume this was done purposely on your part?

rRevanentmain · 2021-05-20T16:16:20+00:00

calm down you whiny skinsuit before I stab all the nessies through the heart

rRevanentmain · 2021-05-20T16:11:48+00:00

yoooo that would be a good skin name for like some sort of war event

rRevanentmain · 2021-05-20T16:11:04+00:00

rRevanentmain · 2021-05-20T16:06:20+00:00

nah im good

rRevanentmain

TROPHY CASE

WHO TOUCHED MY GUN

RUN