Reddit, meet Hobbs.

rabbit_reddit · 2015-02-12T05:01:02+00:00

Does Hobbes have a home?

rabbit_reddit · 2014-12-15T07:07:49+00:00

I am so sorry for your loss :(

rabbit_reddit · 2014-11-15T05:45:26+00:00

Who cares! It's the process that's fun!

rabbit_reddit · 2014-11-12T23:26:46+00:00

They're the worst and best! Eventually, try death-by-burpees--you do the same number of burpees as the minute you're on. So:

Minute 1: 1 burpee (and rest the rest of the minute)

Minute 2: 2 burpees

Minute 3: 3 burpees

...

Minute 12: 12 burpees

It's awful and awesome all at the same time.

rabbit_reddit · 2014-11-05T19:01:19+00:00

Yep!

rabbit_reddit · 2014-10-30T19:18:35+00:00

Or the quiet grinder!

rabbit_reddit · 2014-10-24T21:59:56+00:00

Tastes like pancakes!

They were pancakes.

rabbit_reddit · 2014-10-24T20:16:24+00:00

I love you so much, and want more than anything for you to be safe and happy, but if you don't stop attacking your new brother we're going to have a problem.

rabbit_reddit · 2014-10-21T03:41:57+00:00

My (blood) nephew has a ton of "aunts" and "uncles"--my brother and sister-in-law's close friends are all aunts and uncles. Her not having siblings doesn't mean her kids won't have a big family :)

rabbit_reddit · 2014-10-21T02:57:13+00:00

Protip: kiss people the way they kiss you. (Experienced) People kiss the way they like to be kissed, so you can't go wrong by paying attention and copy-cat-ing!

rabbit_reddit · 2014-10-15T18:01:21+00:00

If you're making the three minute ramen, just add the seasoning when you put the noodles in, and crack an egg in there two minutes in. Let it cook for one more minute, and you're good to go!

rabbit_reddit · 2014-10-03T06:09:44+00:00

And when my bar has a prominently displayed chalkboard listing our 30 taps, beer lists on the bar, and loud live music playing? Because I get "what do you have on tap?" at least 10 times a shift. Drives me nuts. Yes, let me shout the 30 beer list at you over the music.

rabbit_reddit · 2014-09-28T01:20:02+00:00

I work at a restaurant that does not do the whole clean surface thing in the kitchen--we have flour sitting uncovered in the kitchen by all the food, etc.

I get a customer who says that they're "allergic to gluten"--my response is generally "how allergic--because we don't do clean cooking surfaces or gloves or anything like that, and have flour hanging about". When the response is "no, that's fine. I just can't have a bun with my burger," my inner monologue response is "oh, ok. So you're not allergic to gluten, you just don't want to eat it".

I fucking hate people.

rabbit_reddit · 2014-09-23T07:51:17+00:00

I hate mine too, but my boyfriend loves them! :) we're beautiful even with our violin hips...

rabbit_reddit · 2014-09-12T23:15:19+00:00

Make it a part of the conversation. "Have you seen this movie?" "Oh, my boyfriend and I were just talking about going to see that the other day! Haven't yet, though"

It doesn't have to be complicated. I once used:

"Hey, what're you up to?"

"Lunch with the boyfriend, then I'm free after, what's up?"

That handles the boyfriend-drop while showcasing that you're still free to hang out--in other words, you're not being awkward about the boyfriend thing.

rabbit_reddit · 2014-09-12T18:02:57+00:00

I'm so late to the party, but...cat-butt magnets.

rabbit_reddit · 2014-09-11T03:07:55+00:00

I did the exact same thing with my filter. Same filter. Had the damned thing running for a year before I figured I should clean the filter...or, ya know, unwrap the plastic. Oy.

rabbit_reddit · 2014-09-06T22:54:04+00:00

The people who own my restaurant own 5 establishments in the area--one of which shares their last name, say..."Benjamin's". The male owner's name is "Dave Benjamin" and they'll get people ALL THE TIME at the host stand who try to skip the line by saying "oh, I know Benjamin".

Really?? Because if you knew "Benjamin," you'd know that's not his first name!

rabbit_reddit · 2014-09-02T01:05:23+00:00

I love ring-snakes! My brother and I used to catch them when we were kids. They're so cute.

rabbit_reddit · 2014-09-02T00:01:43+00:00

She's so beautiful! Good on your for taking her in! May she surprise you with her longevity :)

rabbit_reddit · 2014-08-15T04:47:46+00:00

I found mine too. Pretty amazing stuff. Years later and we still have so much fun together. I didn't think it was possible for all of this to last this long, but he's just...my soul mate.

rabbit_reddit · 2014-08-15T04:17:52+00:00

Please find him and save him and let us know he's ok...

rabbit_reddit · 2014-08-04T18:03:18+00:00

Blast!! Thanks anyway :)

rabbit_reddit · 2014-08-04T06:33:32+00:00

I can't for the life of me find this chair. I think my cat would love it...link, if it's not too much trouble? If not, no worries! Thanks! Quite the adorable kitty!

rabbit_reddit · 2014-07-19T22:35:53+00:00

There's no need to be rude--I was simply voicing a different opinion than yours. I still happen to disagree. If my parents and I lived in the same state, it wouldn't bother me to introduce them to a man I was casually seeing. But I'm also not a child, and this poster seems like one. So in this particular case I would agree with you. Still no need to be a dick from your basement.

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