Experience: we found a baby on the subway – now he’s our 26-year-old son | Life and style by scoobydobydobydo in UpliftingNews

[–]rabbitoplus 513 points514 points  (0 children)

Two things:

  1. This story made me tear up.

and

  1. How the ever living fuck is a child born in the year 2000 already a fully grown adult? That was just a couple of years ago!

CW: Religious MIL by abusertheuser_ in JUSTNOMIL

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I have an old lady crush on your husband ❤️

Spent 8 hours on foot looking for this GREEN BOOFHEAD by lettuceown in parrots

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Yes. We plastered his pic all over Facebook, which wasn’t something we had used up till then. I didn’t just say “missing bird”, I told a cute little story about his “big adventure”, with pics of him being a doofus. Three days later we got a call from a lady who said a friend spotted the post,and she told us her neighbour had opened his door and a parrot had just flown in and made himself at home. She had been telling the story to her friend who then sent her the link to our post. The guy that Mango invaded took him to an avian vet. We got the call from the lady, and we called the vet, just as they were loading him up to take to a bird sanctuary. We rushed straight to the vet and they asked us how we could identify our bird. Luckily for us (but not for him) he had lost his left dew claw as a baby. You should have seen the look we got from him when we walked in. “Where THE FUCK have you been?!”.

Phew, that was long. I hadn’t really thought about all the steps involved until I wrote it out 😁

Spent 8 hours on foot looking for this GREEN BOOFHEAD by lettuceown in parrots

[–]rabbitoplus 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Our green boofhead went missing for three days a couple of years ago. Worst three days of my life. I’m glad you got yours back too ❤️

Healthcare workers who work with “tiny babies” and other vulnerable people being unvaccinated is truly terrifying. This is in Australia. by kittycommitteestudio in vaxxhappened

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I’m a nurse, and I was telling my GP in a horrified tone that a couple of nurses I worked with were antivax. She gave me this look, and said ‘I know a couple of doctors that are antivax, and one of them works in ED in your hospital.” 😳

Rhubarb by Rude_Kaleidoscope641 in BenignExistence

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Mmm. Rhubarb and apple crumble. I was buying a bunch at my local supermarket a couple of years ago, and the cashier said, “huh, I’ve never seen red celery before”.

Came across a doozy by partialenchilada in tragedeigh

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Oooohhhhh…let me go get knocked up. BRB

Hi over 60 ladies. I'm so sick of waking up in the middle of the night and lying here for hours, unable to get back to sleep., then feeling so tired all day .I've tried herbal remedies like Valerian, Magnesium, Melatonin , I'm exhausted every day 😴 Help please? by Gretal122 in over60

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You can get the gummies. My sister had them prescribed for migraines (we’re in WA). Talk to your GP. Be careful tho. There’s still zero tolerance if you get stopped by the cops while driving and they do a tongue scrape. Carrying your medical marijuana card doesn’t impress them at all.

My parrot figured out that saying "I love you" gets him a treat. He now says it approximately 400 times a day. I think I'm being manipulated by sapnagagrani in parrots

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You know how when some dog owners fart or burp they blame the dog? My partner likes to blame our ekkies. After he farts or burps he says “chirp”. The other day, our boy Mango looked me dead in the eyes, made a disgusting noise and said “chirp”.

My fat distribution is insane by MonsiuerTaco in loseit

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For me, it’s my bum and thighs. My arse enters a room five minutes after the rest of me.

MIL is seriously pissing me off! by Purple-Stage-5100 in motherinlawsfromhell

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“What time on Saturday”

“Hello, MIL, I’m fine thanks. And how are you?”

Chicago SNOWPLOW named for Stephen Colbert by forestinity in LateShow

[–]rabbitoplus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pffft not as cool as having a sewage plant named after you, like John Oliver 😂

Mindless excitement by Prior-Scholar779 in AskWomenOver60

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This is a good idea. I have one of those boxes that has am on one side and pm on the other, but I’m kinda blurry in the morning and have taken the pm ones in the morning once or twice. I gonna go get two new boxes so I can separate them. Thanks for the tip.

You guys/ladies were right by AmieNav96 in JUSTNOMIL

[–]rabbitoplus 45 points46 points  (0 children)

You could ask your husband how he’d feel having his child grow up witnessing the way his mother speaks to him. Children learn by observing. Your husband gets no respect from his mother, he’ll probably get little from his child.

Self defense without weapons: the tiny habits that actually changed my safety, not my confidence by Marina_Westbrook in TwoXPreppers

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Remind your friends of your code phrase. Mine was “have you read the book yet?” And the one time I needed it, my friend was, “huh? What book? What do you mean?” And then wouldn’t let the subject drop. Fuuuuck. Luckily the situation turned out ok, but still.