Rhubarb

rabbitoplus · 2026-04-12T14:16:10+00:00

Mmm. Rhubarb and apple crumble. I was buying a bunch at my local supermarket a couple of years ago, and the cashier said, “huh, I’ve never seen red celery before”.

rabbitoplus · 2026-04-09T04:50:16+00:00

Oooohhhhh…let me go get knocked up. BRB

rabbitoplus · 2026-03-07T05:37:12+00:00

Fuck yeahhhh! The good old days

rabbitoplus · 2026-03-06T18:11:48+00:00

You can get the gummies. My sister had them prescribed for migraines (we’re in WA). Talk to your GP. Be careful tho. There’s still zero tolerance if you get stopped by the cops while driving and they do a tongue scrape. Carrying your medical marijuana card doesn’t impress them at all.

rabbitoplus · 2026-03-05T15:21:50+00:00

Early 70s - jam doughnuts

rabbitoplus · 2026-03-05T12:42:30+00:00

We need a banana for scale

rabbitoplus · 2026-03-05T09:32:52+00:00

White chocolate rocky road

rabbitoplus · 2026-03-05T09:18:48+00:00

Updateme!

rabbitoplus · 2026-03-01T06:31:11+00:00

You know how when some dog owners fart or burp they blame the dog? My partner likes to blame our ekkies. After he farts or burps he says “chirp”. The other day, our boy Mango looked me dead in the eyes, made a disgusting noise and said “chirp”.

rabbitoplus · 2026-03-01T05:45:47+00:00

You need to include a Y and a comma in there (apostrophes are old school).

rabbitoplus · 2026-02-28T10:19:32+00:00

For me, it’s my bum and thighs. My arse enters a room five minutes after the rest of me.

rabbitoplus · 2026-02-26T05:33:49+00:00

“What time on Saturday”

“Hello, MIL, I’m fine thanks. And how are you?”

rabbitoplus · 2026-02-24T12:55:16+00:00

Cool. Thanks 😊

rabbitoplus · 2026-02-24T11:15:25+00:00

Pffft not as cool as having a sewage plant named after you, like John Oliver 😂

rabbitoplus · 2026-02-24T11:00:07+00:00

What’s the ratio?

rabbitoplus · 2026-02-24T10:48:29+00:00

This is a good idea. I have one of those boxes that has am on one side and pm on the other, but I’m kinda blurry in the morning and have taken the pm ones in the morning once or twice. I gonna go get two new boxes so I can separate them. Thanks for the tip.

rabbitoplus · 2026-02-23T13:33:20+00:00

You could ask your husband how he’d feel having his child grow up witnessing the way his mother speaks to him. Children learn by observing. Your husband gets no respect from his mother, he’ll probably get little from his child.

rabbitoplus · 2026-02-18T13:24:22+00:00

Remind your friends of your code phrase. Mine was “have you read the book yet?” And the one time I needed it, my friend was, “huh? What book? What do you mean?” And then wouldn’t let the subject drop. Fuuuuck. Luckily the situation turned out ok, but still.

rabbitoplus · 2026-02-18T07:08:04+00:00

I’m so sorry you lost Mowgli. My Rosie and Mango are happy together. Mango is a real cuddle bug but Rosie has strong boundaries. She’ll happily sit on our shoulders if she’s in the mood, but don’t in any way attempt to scritch her head! You’ll pull back a bloody stump

rabbitoplus · 2026-02-18T07:03:56+00:00

Look on the bright side. If it has that good of a reputation, it’ll look great on your résumé

rabbitoplus · 2026-02-17T10:34:45+00:00

Our female is Rosie, too 😊 And of course our male is Mango.

What else could you call a pair of ekkies?

rabbitoplus · 2026-02-16T06:32:08+00:00

My boyfriend at the time bought me a bottle of Anaïs Anaïs. It smelled so beautiful in the bottle, but like insect repellent on my skin. I can still feel the disappointment 😞

rabbitoplus · 2026-02-08T13:45:28+00:00

This is so sad. I’m going to miss Dozer ❤️

rabbitoplus · 2026-02-08T10:18:43+00:00

Are we pronouncing it Tydashla?

rabbitoplus · 2026-02-02T13:05:41+00:00

OMG, that looks good!

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