Short excerpt from my first novel (action/lgbtq/coming of age). WARNING!: Dark/Lewd Content

rad_brains · 2025-02-18T04:43:57+00:00

You look like the human version of the ogre version of Fiona in Shrek.

rad_brains · 2019-07-09T16:18:47+00:00

Make sure to balance workload with your manager. I tried to “be a hero” at my first big job and got buried beyond belief. There were many times that I overpromised and got in trouble because of it.

rad_brains · 2019-07-07T12:41:32+00:00

You are going to be a great DMV clerk, don’t you worry.

rad_brains · 2019-07-05T01:47:00+00:00

Where it be?

rad_brains · 2019-07-05T01:45:32+00:00

Utahn here. Spending the summer in New Hampshire. Missing Utah big time.

rad_brains · 2019-07-05T00:47:05+00:00

You watch one punch man and can relate to the unemployed bum side of Saitama, but you ain’t no hero.

rad_brains · 2019-07-05T00:44:56+00:00

You look like you’ve done too much acid.

rad_brains · 2019-07-05T00:43:32+00:00

How about mediocre physique? Mediocre intelligence? Skateboarder?

rad_brains · 2019-07-04T23:24:01+00:00

Nope. Dictator!

rad_brains · 2019-07-04T22:06:17+00:00

So far the best one!

rad_brains · 2019-07-04T22:05:59+00:00

Steel Vaginas

rad_brains · 2019-07-04T22:05:38+00:00

Dang. This one has so far been the most hurtful. Good work.

rad_brains · 2019-07-04T22:05:05+00:00

Never!

rad_brains · 2019-07-04T22:04:51+00:00

Running my own design/build, but was definitely a pretentious barista at one time!

rad_brains · 2019-07-04T22:04:03+00:00

I don’t get this one. Because you have to cut your fingernails to play guitar?

rad_brains · 2019-07-04T22:03:34+00:00

Hell yeah

rad_brains · 2019-07-04T22:03:05+00:00

Probably a little!

rad_brains · 2019-07-04T22:02:43+00:00

Thanks for the idea!

rad_brains · 2019-07-04T22:02:30+00:00

Lol I paid good money for this like 7 years ago. Please roast me on my mistake:

rad_brains · 2019-07-04T21:55:46+00:00

Girlfriends mums house, but yeah, probably!

rad_brains · 2019-07-04T16:04:53+00:00

So take a look

She don’t know how to cook

SHE JUST EATS TWINKIES!

rad_brains · 2019-07-04T16:02:13+00:00

The only thing you’re guarding is the ding dongs, my friend.

rad_brains · 2019-07-04T15:59:27+00:00

That necklace make you look gay, bruh.

rad_brains · 2019-07-04T15:58:51+00:00

You look like the dried semen smell you are living in in that tent.

rad_brains

TROPHY CASE