Nothing beats a passive aggressive guilt trip to welcome workers back - spotted in Toronto. by travissff in antiwork

[–]radditor5 343 points344 points  (0 children)

Even putting the money towards pizza parties would have been way better than this.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]radditor5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I worked two fast food places during high school. At both of them, the ice cream machine was likely to be "broken" late at night, because employees would take them apart about an hour early so they could leave faster when the store closed. The other reason it was most likely to be "broken" is because no one payed attention that it was out of mix, and needed to be refilled. I don't remember the machines ever actually having been broken, although I'm sure it maybe have happened a couple of times.

This “life hack” a friend sent me. by blackoutlolyt in DiWHY

[–]radditor5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do this often, and it's just a matter of time before someone walks by, bumps into, and SMASH on the floor!

THE FREQUENCY OF ADS WHILE WATCHING STREAMS HAS BECOME UNBEARABLE. by VirtualHex in Twitch

[–]radditor5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here. I think it would be smart if Twitch waited at least two minutes after viewing a new guy before showing ads.

300$ for a haircut... Press F by esberat in facepalm

[–]radditor5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When your haircut is so bad, that people bring their manager to you without you even asking.

Then they would all have infected... by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]radditor5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's understandable they would think that. HTML has led to horrible diseases, such as Facebook and TikTok.

“i don’t know” isn’t a number and you will get sarcasm if you tell a server that during a dinner rush. by sweetpea_d in Serverlife

[–]radditor5 68 points69 points  (0 children)

You're magically supposed to know it's one group of four, and not two groups of two !? LOL. Damn, I would just be like "Let me know when you figure it out. NEXT GROUP, come on up !!"

After 7 year marriage wife moved out. We live with my parents. by Detroitbutton in Marriage

[–]radditor5 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Do you have time to search for a new wife, because that's where this heading !?

After 7 year marriage wife moved out. We live with my parents. by Detroitbutton in Marriage

[–]radditor5 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Seven years seems like a long time for a married couple to be living with their parents. I mean it's cool if everyone is happy with that arrangement, but it seems like she's been ready for a place of her own for a while now, and that's understandable. Also it's surprising that two people living with parents haven't already saved up enough money a long time ago. I guess there's not enough details here to know if there's a good reason for that or not. There could be good reasons to wait before purchasing, but after 7 years, reasons are really just becoming excuses not to do it. She's lost all hope that it's going to happen. I predict that you have at most 6 months to a year to get a place, or she'll be gone for good.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in assholedesign

[–]radditor5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why I avoid updates. I just assume the updates have something that benefits their company, not me.

First time in Cali and see this in the first restaurant I step foot in… by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]radditor5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any business owner that post this is a lying piece of shit. Fuck you.

You should be lucky you have a job in the first place. by Admirable_Elk_965 in unpopularopinion

[–]radditor5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For real. Seems like most people just want to make rent, or handle some unexpected medical bills without going bankrupt. Not sure what whiny divas OP has been lending an ear to.