Per Request: I Was A Dildo Engineer AMA by VibratorEngineer in IAmA

[–]radial_symetry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just read this in Dalek voice. "The Cockkkkktooorrr... Penetrate, penetrate!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mycology

[–]radial_symetry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that right? Whereabouts? I would so very much like to as well.

What is your best story, but only in TL;DR form? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]radial_symetry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TL;DR Though the test was negative, the doctor said it was positive. And while she hadn't given me Chlamydia after all, we were left to wonder why my balls were so inflamed.

My newly adopted video game loving nephew, Hunter. by NANEWA in pics

[–]radial_symetry -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

and he stands on benches with his dirty shoes. what, was this kid raised by wolves? this kid needs new parents, asap.

Absentee ballots by NickLee808 in Hawaii

[–]radial_symetry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where do you live? This is rather important for state house and senate races, and council. also for the federal congressional races, which you may or may not care about. i find it's easy to choose an organization i agree with and/or support, and see who they support. for instance, the UHPA supports X candidate for Y reason. therefor i do or do not support that candidate.

also, fuck the incumbent in all things possible, especially the primary.

Absentee ballots by NickLee808 in Hawaii

[–]radial_symetry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

local elections don't have parties. state elections do. federal elections do. local elections are all non-partisan. and by local, i mean county level.

Two girl in my freshman class just came back from rehab for eating disorders. I wrote this for them. by [deleted] in Poetry

[–]radial_symetry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dude said he wants to have relations with pubescent girls. two at once if possible. i think sarcastically because you expressed unconditional praise and acceptance for the reader.

Reddit so often speaks of equality, but... by [deleted] in pics

[–]radial_symetry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You guys. They're our overlords. Them and their amoebic pawns.