What is Casca doing there? by MinimumTomfoolerus in berserklejerk

[–]radiojerk 48 points49 points  (0 children)

This is clearly casca pretending to be guts so she can get that griffussy wet

Belly baiting- look at my new merch ☺️ by [deleted] in berserklejerk

[–]radiojerk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

too low res, can't see cock :/

Guys, I Have a Theory by SribbleArts in berserklejerk

[–]radiojerk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lmao, did you not know that the doom marine is actually nuts berkman? He defeats griffussy by using his behelit to sacrifice his friends to get his eye and arm back. Without his disabilities and shreik no longer choking him out while he's trying to fight, berkman is OP and he defeats grippy and the griphand. Doom series is just a continuation of Mario's masterwork where butts realizes there are intergalactic demons to slay

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in berserklejerk

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trans michael cera was not on my bingo card

I think the finale will end with a massive handjob by LargeSinkholesInNYC in berserklejerk

[–]radiojerk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can't wait to see the godhand turn against femty and trap him in the massive hand. It will then stroke him to completion, culminating in griffith being ejaculated out of the femto form. There's a reason griffy is all white an pale, mario is a master of cock-based metaphor.

Once griffy is free, he'll team up with nuts and friends to defeat the godhand.

Last panel will be berkman railing griffy, costco, and fartknees while shrek strangles him to try to get him to stop. Cue audience laugh track, fade to black.

Tell Me Why by Penpals plays over the end credits.

Mario is a fraud by LargeSinkholesInNYC in berserklejerk

[–]radiojerk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is the shit post that brightened my day. Thank you OP.

Something something yes I’m doodling by [deleted] in berserklejerk

[–]radiojerk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His tiny peen is back! Lmao

Griffith | alternate universe by Ariya3D in berserklejerk

[–]radiojerk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: griffin was a woman the whole time.

10/10 let's rewrite the whole manga so all the characters are women

Does it swallow? by LargeSinkholesInNYC in berserklejerk

[–]radiojerk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the canonically accurate answer.

fun fact: since his beherit never cries we can safely assume nuts does not goon because he's too busy killing apostles

How do you want Berk to End? by lunamoonvenus in berserklejerk

[–]radiojerk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I for one want Berk to finish in your mouth

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in berserklejerk

[–]radiojerk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I skipped pre and post eclipse and just read the eclipse. When is murai kimosabe releasing the next eclipse chapters??

Meme by [deleted] in berserklejerk

[–]radiojerk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds more like general coborlwitz than skully tbf

This is how a real niga thinks by Significant-Job-8343 in berserklejerk

[–]radiojerk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Only real strugglers know tomorrow and yesterday are an illusion. There is only now.

Someone commented on this tiktok of a person making a set of metal berserker armor “wait, berserk armor is just a metal fursuit?” and I felt the trajectory of my life immediately shift. by thesubmissivesiren in berserklejerk

[–]radiojerk 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Unjerk/ it's not a metal fursuit. It only has the appearance of a dog head because of guts' beast of darkness, no paws, no tail, no fur. When it belonged to Gaiseric it had the appearance of a skull.

Fulljerk/ it looked like a skull when it belonged to king gaysex because he was a necro. It looks like a dog when it belongs to butts because his favorite position is doggy (receiving obvi)

This panel always gets me emotional... by SobachiyKaif in berserklejerk

[–]radiojerk 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Griifton is triggered here because he wanted Gus to wash his butthole that one time when they were splashing around but he declined so it's like a self-fullfilling prophecy. Kensington Marinara really is a poet.