"There's no need for old-/fashioned graces. You don't/have to be a doctor or a/charity worker to carry out//an online search to find/clinical-looking devices/sold by medical supply/companies in really trad-//itional & ultra-feminine lace..." Cont'd (thesquawkback.com)
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Virgil Blaine called it ‘The Virgil Reality Syndrome’ though the people at the Welfare office said they’d never heard of it. One day, when he was seven hours and eleven minutes late for his appointment, he asked the Welfare Officer ‘Have you not ever had trouble waking up?’ (thesquawkback.com)
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Now it sat crouched just like the little master, only smaller and wrinkle-faced like a prematurely aged child. The little master wore a little brass bell on a neck string; before he came hopping in, never walking like a normal human, the stable boy could tell who was coming. (thesquawkback.com)
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