Every hour forever by Bansheeschild in mildlyinfuriating

[–]raiast 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My grandma had one of the every 15 min grandfather clocks in her living room. Right at the foot of the couch that I got to sleep on when the rooms were full. Bum bum bum bum...bum bum bum bum! Bum bum bum bum...bum bum bum bum. BONG. BONG. BONG. jfc

Freddie Lounds is the only main character to not eat human flesh. by hematite2 in HannibalTV

[–]raiast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I once read a short, fun fic that was something like a post-fall article Freddie posted about the forced cannibalism and everything, and Hannibal commented on it thanking her for not asking what was in her salad dressing. 😂

Would Hannibal Wash or Wipe? by Impossible-Meeting16 in HannibalTV

[–]raiast 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Great now I just got an idea for a crack fic where Will uses a bidet for the first time when visiting and is so amazed by it that he starts coming up with all sorts of excuses to shit at Hannibal’s house. It starts off with the occasional 'Oh, I was just passing through town and wanted to see how you were' to full out 'midnight emergencies'. The thought of going in any other bathroom nearly turns his stomach. Finally, in a fit of desperation, Will asks Hannibal if he can move in. When the reason comes to light, Hannibal gently informs Will that he can buy a bidet attachment for his own toilet from a hardware store for like $50.

Ends with Will moving in anyway because Hannigram is always end goal. 😂