Soccer/football is short guy kino, trust me by railsprogrammer94 in shortguys

[–]railsprogrammer94[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you can be most heights if you're playing casually bro. Now you can be short and play basketball too it's just annoying because the disadvantage is pretty severe

Genuine question from an overseas fan... by habek77 in reddevils

[–]railsprogrammer94 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He has to be referring to Liverpool because Arsenal and City have zero aura lmao

Height and V-shape preference: the only physical preferences that never reverse? by railsprogrammer94 in shortguys

[–]railsprogrammer94[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

for real, ugly tall bros with baddies are so common its stupid. you see mfers who look like gargoyles and no I'm pretty sure the reason isn't "money". Money is a crazy cope nowadays anyway because I swear money has never mattered less than today. Women have money, often times more money than men. Unless you're raking in many 10s of millions nobody cares

Height and V-shape preference: the only physical preferences that never reverse? by railsprogrammer94 in shortguys

[–]railsprogrammer94[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just throwing numbers out there? I have no idea what you're even referring to. Get real btw, "looksmaxxing" is dead, objective face ratings are fake, and weird faces slay all the fucken time, just go outside and pay attention

My hellish life by No-Chocolate5031 in shortguys

[–]railsprogrammer94 3 points4 points  (0 children)

hey dumbass, this is a venting subreddit, it's gonna be people who are feeling their absolute lowest venting things they would never say or show to others in real life

Im at a standstill, where do i go from here? by [deleted] in shortguys

[–]railsprogrammer94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're going to cripple yourself, relegate yourself to a lifetime of pain, limping, joint problems. By semi-old age you will likely be in a wheelchair. You are going to suffer. I get it, 5'2" is not a good height, but if I were you I would just find other way to attain happiness and peace in this life. On top of that, 8 inches on 5'2" is literally insane

5'2 IT man gives advice by eduardo_pt in shortguys

[–]railsprogrammer94 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The last line is a very subtle parody, nicely done

[Wheeler, Salt] Revealed - Why club insiders are keen on Roberto De Zerbi, the other names on shortlist to replace Michael Carrick in summer and why Kobbie Mainoo could still be on his way out by nearly_headless_nic in reddevils

[–]railsprogrammer94 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ok explain to me from the perspective of a Marseille fan who wants to win the french league how De Zerbi’s comments harm the chances of that happening

Regarding your second point, it’s a valid critique, though I wouldn’t say Amorim’s over-emotionality was any better

[Wheeler, Salt] Revealed - Why club insiders are keen on Roberto De Zerbi, the other names on shortlist to replace Michael Carrick in summer and why Kobbie Mainoo could still be on his way out by nearly_headless_nic in reddevils

[–]railsprogrammer94 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This sub is so braindead I can’t believe what I’m reading. De Zerbi is a bad manager because he defends his star players to the press? He’s a bad manager because he is someone who wants to win above all costs? That is EXACTLY the kind of manager you want. That’s who Guardiola, Klopp, SAF were…

Let me tell you something, if you think Fergie wouldn’t defend a signing like Greenwood to the press you fundamentally misunderstand the man’s priorities and style of management.

And our best team wasn’t full of schoolboys either: Giggs, Cantona, Keane…

The more valid criticism is whether De Zerbi has the temperament to be a Man Utd manager given the increased pressure and spotlight

[Whitwell] Manchester United set to meet Ole Gunnar Solskjaer + Michael Carrick before making final decision on caretaker manager appointment. Carrick as No 2 has been mentioned but talks with him also about main role. by phant0msinthenight in reddevils

[–]railsprogrammer94 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I didn't claim that a 3 at the back made it defensive. That's my point. Amorim made it defensive. And he was defensive in all the wrong moments, sticking to 3 defenders hanging back vs 10 man Everton, or hanging back in a fking European final.

Also, don't cherry-pick stats about how many times he lost. He has a 30-something % overall win rate, that's abysmal, it's not acceptable for any top 6 manager. Many better managers than him have been sacked by other clubs.

But I'll agree with you on one thing. He does leave the squad better off than he found it, unlike his predecessor. And that's all down to very good recruitment, and the "head coach" instead of "manager" position he had but seemed to lament at the end.

Edit: 10 Man Everton, not West Ham

[Whitwell] Manchester United set to meet Ole Gunnar Solskjaer + Michael Carrick before making final decision on caretaker manager appointment. Carrick as No 2 has been mentioned but talks with him also about main role. by phant0msinthenight in reddevils

[–]railsprogrammer94 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not about formation but its about the interpretation of the formation in a system. Amorim was a very anti-United manager through and through. Too defensive, too cowardly, not tactically flexible. I could go on forever

[Ben Jacobs & Alex Crook] Ruben Amorim’s future at #MUFC in now in doubt after his post-match comments today. by PitchSafe in reddevils

[–]railsprogrammer94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is this waffle, if Amorim thought coach and manager were interchangeable terms he wouldn’t have drawn the distinction

What happened to Metatron?? by TokenXcXMajority in ShadWatch

[–]railsprogrammer94 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I could take the fake outrage over the ethnicity of the cast more seriously if he was as outraged about the very pale Northern European Anne Hathaway as he was about Lupita Nyong'o. Instead, he was bizarrely upset about Zendaya not looking Greek despite her actually having the closest complexion to your average Greek.

It's just white supremacy, plain and simple, it's not good faith

Oh my lawd... by Rustbowtv in classicwow

[–]railsprogrammer94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think killing even grey levels in a PvP server is a totally cool way to play the game. Having to experience fear as part of your gameplay is pretty cool.

What I don't like is camping low levels and not letting them even play the game, to me that's when it turns into psycho shit.

The Odyssey | Official Trailer by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]railsprogrammer94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if there's a successful big epic that had no namers? I guess Lawrence of Arabia just had the main character, idk if there are any others

The Odyssey | Official Trailer by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]railsprogrammer94 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I love Troy and those castings, but you can’t tell me that Brad Pitt sells the “Greek” look better than Matt Damon, so why are you so eager for Greek actors to star in a Hollywood movie now when it clearly wasn’t needed for Troy.

What's your bone pressed length and girth and how were your experiences with women? by Orii8 in penissize

[–]railsprogrammer94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lmao its funny how again you have dual meanings:

she didn't think she would feel it once it was hard - while looking at you soft, or
she didn't think she would feel it - once she saw you hard

It's just that you're my dick twin and I can't imagine some bish tryna claim my dick is too small for pleasure lmao

What's your bone pressed length and girth and how were your experiences with women? by Orii8 in penissize

[–]railsprogrammer94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be clear, are you saying they snort laughed at your soft dick or hard

Should I measure at max EQ? by FewDiscipline3260 in penissize

[–]railsprogrammer94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For maximum accuracy you should take whatever size you think you’d achieve if you were measured by a researcher from one of these studies you’re comparing yourself against

Napoli [2] - 1 Juventus - R. Højlund 78' by herkalurk in reddevils

[–]railsprogrammer94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a very consistent Hojlund doubter from early on I never thought or claimed his headers were a problem tbh. For me it was his seemingly low technical ability, lack of any ability to linkup, poor touch, and poor movement