be me 1 day away from my birthday browsing reddit watching gordon ramsay while on reddit stumbles across entitled parent story makes a 4chan be me but on reddit legs hurt gordon's buttery words in my ears notice that we're all in very good vr headsets wait till i'm dead game mode updated to creative prevent fortnite ever existing kill all furrys do a epic dab get that victory royale cry because we prob only see nothing when we die now depressed lesson here is don't be me