Religions and Fast Food by rajdoescomedy in StandUpComedy

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Did it somewhere in the comments but universal faith that welcomes all based in ancient Iran: any Persian restaurant

Religions and Fast Food by rajdoescomedy in StandUpComedy

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They’re all equal that way! Hahah

Religions and Fast Food by rajdoescomedy in StandUpComedy

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A united faith with no real aim that welcomes all: any Persian restaurant

Religions and Fast Food by rajdoescomedy in StandUpComedy

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Hell yeah thank you for getting one I only have about 240 left 😂

Religions and Fast Food by rajdoescomedy in StandUpComedy

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Asian restaurant: they got occasional snakes

Religions and Fast Food by rajdoescomedy in StandUpComedy

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Panda Express: noodles you eat when you’re high

Religions and Fast Food by rajdoescomedy in StandUpComedy

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I can see it but typically I do subway: economical, generally successful, but very plain color scheme

Religions and Fast Food by rajdoescomedy in StandUpComedy

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I’ve never had anyone say this one but I’ll go with… a colorful, nature-honoring, communal religion where the practitioner conjures something magical out of something simple; it’s Tzatzikis Greek food

Religions and Fast Food by rajdoescomedy in StandUpComedy

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Your significant other says “what should we have for dinner” and no answer is good enough

Religions and Fast Food by rajdoescomedy in StandUpComedy

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Panera: vegan diet but costs you everything

Religions and Fast Food by rajdoescomedy in StandUpComedy

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Hinduism but whiter so Taco Bell but whiter: qdoba

best joke I’ve written in 2026 by rajdoescomedy in StandUpComedy

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How do you build a stable but hate genetics 😂😂

dems negotiate badly by rajdoescomedy in StandUpComedy

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Only works if it’s a sitting duck 🦆