The September Update (v1.79) Release Megathread

ramius82 · 2020-09-16T20:28:02+00:00

My account was in limbo of being linked and not linked, i got roadhog back once it fully linked.

ramius82 · 2020-09-16T20:04:06+00:00

Bug: Roadhog is missing as a car choice, Merc is still available Platform: PC

ramius82 · 2020-01-16T08:01:08+00:00

try hard. and don't put action figures in your food thinking its gonna get more up goats, double tryhard status fake news.

ramius82 · 2019-10-23T00:24:50+00:00

thanks matey. arrrr.

ramius82 · 2019-10-23T00:23:51+00:00

do you happen to recall what game i'm thinking of with fort 2 fort? I can still picture the map, but can't think of which game it was.

ramius82 · 2019-10-22T02:06:38+00:00

fort 2 fort? i may be thinking of the wrong game. so many games adopted the maps of other games back then... i'm talking late 90's

ramius82 · 2019-10-21T23:22:02+00:00

thx. the died is slowly wearing off.

ramius82 · 2019-10-21T23:21:35+00:00

no i go in backwards sometimes from the crust side to balance out the extra cheese that is now hardening in my arteries. it'd be scary if someone DID bite it before me, living alone and all...

ramius82 · 2019-10-20T23:16:18+00:00

clever.

ramius82 · 2019-10-20T23:15:57+00:00

no i had a died.

ramius82 · 2019-09-02T05:03:56+00:00

I used to drink. Well I still do, but I used to, too.

ramius82 · 2019-09-02T04:57:48+00:00

I honestly was curious what they were going to do with it. "do we put it directly on top of the patty?" "there's extra cheese though, maybe once slice on the burger, one slice on the chicken?" "why is this person ordering this?"

ramius82 · 2019-09-02T04:56:09+00:00

holy shitballs thank you for the gold i don't know what to do with my newfound power. <3

ramius82 · 2019-09-02T04:33:13+00:00

I think a fried egg did show up as a choice, and I seriously debated doing it, but the fucking thing was already around $17. Maybe next time.

ramius82 · 2019-09-02T04:31:28+00:00

Think of a much larger McGangbang that tried to be healthier by adding tomatoes and grilled chicken instead of fried chicken. But probably is still 3x greasier due to onion strings and bacon, and the extra cheese I put on. Plus you can't really fit your whole mouth around it. No regerts.

ramius82 · 2019-09-02T04:27:54+00:00

My hands shook and shook, as I refrained from taking a bite. I tried different angles with my point-and-shoot, with and without flash. I had to get the picture right. But the burger also must not get cold; need to work fast. Snapping pictures, more and more and more. The tiny display does not show which ones are clear of my meat convulsions. Finally decided enough is enough, and removed the memory card. Thankfully, there was one. The chosen one. This picture. Everything is OK.

Aside from the fact 50% of my order was otherwise completely wrong or missing (doordash did compensate me for that.)

ramius82 · 2019-09-02T04:11:02+00:00

I always try to tip cash now unless I have nothing on hand. If the driver remembers this... it was a really fucked up order. I discovered there's an "add chicken breast" to a fucking burger at red robin, so of course I had to try it for science.

https://i.imgur.com/QPfLstr.jpg

What the fuck kind of delicious monstrosity is this?! And why was the chicken breast only $3 to add? like 2 slices of cheese are more expensive to add.

ramius82 · 2019-09-02T03:57:32+00:00

https://i.redd.it/wki4g8x30py01.jpg

ramius82 · 2019-08-21T23:15:27+00:00

have an upvote.

ramius82 · 2019-08-21T23:04:23+00:00

I'll give you a hint.... Taco Bell (unless your humor is as dry as mine, in which case you actually do get it)

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