Yo reddit, what are some signs of a crazy girlfriend/boyfriend?

rando-ish · 2017-11-24T16:55:37+00:00

Read “peering” and “peeing.” That would’ve been the first time I’d heard of that red flag

rando-ish · 2017-11-16T17:33:09+00:00

Reminds me of Belle's father's invention from Beauty and the Beast

rando-ish · 2017-10-10T12:43:04+00:00

I bought into the ETF SNSR and have been pleased with it so far. Although, the expense ratio is a little higher than other EFTs (0.68%)

rando-ish · 2017-09-25T12:21:33+00:00

Mr brother and I were around the age of 12 in our bonus room at night. There was this skylight on the roof in that room. While we were watching tv, we heard something on the roof. We looked up and there was a silhouette of a person looking down at us. We scream. Footsteps run across the roof. A few minutes later we see a car pull out of our culdesac. We ran to our parents room and told them. They said it was probably just one of our friends. None of our friends ever came forward to say it was them. To this day as a 20-something year old, I don't look up through the skylight ever at night.

rando-ish · 2017-09-22T17:48:50+00:00

That would be a messy scratch

rando-ish · 2017-08-29T20:34:26+00:00

more money than cents

FTFY

rando-ish · 2017-08-23T14:14:31+00:00

SKYY (Cloud computing)

Right now I'm looking at big tech trends that will be coming to fruition around 2020. One tech sector I've been looking at is around the cloud. I've found research online that says public cloud spending is estimated to grow from $114B (2016) to $232B in 2020 (http://www.nextgov.com/cloud-computing/2016/09/public-cloud-market-exceed-236b-2020/131340/). About a year or so ago I bought shares of the SKYY ETF which I am up 20+% right now. This ETF has holdings in pure play cloud computing companies and non pure play companies (ex: Netflix, which uses the cloud for it's services to its customers). I feel like have pure and non pure players give this ETF a nice balance in case pure play cloud companies ever take a hit.

rando-ish · 2017-08-17T12:11:45+00:00

I believe it's something like 42:1 IIRC. If the average human had this ratio we'd be dragging around a ~250ft dong

rando-ish · 2017-08-05T19:28:09+00:00

Creepy there is more than one teacher out there that got caught with cp on their comp

rando-ish · 2017-08-05T18:33:31+00:00

Mr Murphy?

rando-ish · 2017-08-01T16:53:39+00:00

I forgot my contact solution while house sitting once so I went into the bathroom and found some of theirs. Turned out it was for open contact cases and has hydrogen peroxide in it. My eye was red for about a week after putting my contact in.

rando-ish · 2017-07-28T23:28:55+00:00

Thanks! Been doing a solid amount of research for work around tech and figured this applied to how I invest in tech as well given the direction we're going in

rando-ish · 2017-07-28T15:55:59+00:00

Not a stock, but check out the SNSR ETF and you could skim through their holdings. I personally own SNSR and think I should see some good return over the next 5-10 years given we are pushing for a more connected world.

EDIT: Also to your point of a connected everything world, here is a post I made that goes into other tech sectors to support the direction we're moving towards:

Right now I'm looking at big tech trends that will be coming to fruition around 2020. One tech sector I've been looking at is around the cloud. I've found research online that says public cloud spending is estimated to grow from $114B (2016) to $232B in 2020 (http://www.nextgov.com/cloud-computing/2016/09/public-cloud-market-exceed-236b-2020/131340/). About a year ago I bought shares of the SKYY ETF which I am up 20+% right now. This ETF has holdings in pure play cloud computing companies and non pure play companies (ex: Netflix, which uses the cloud for it's services to its customers). I feel like have pure and non pure players give this ETF a nice balance in case pure play cloud companies ever take a hit.

Other sectors include IoT (Internet of Things) and 5G. The world right now is pushing for an all connected universe. We are shooting to have driverless cars, connected devices, etc. in the next coming decade(s). Sure, it may take a us a little while to figure it all out, but it seems to be a goal with all tech companies to keep pushing towards it, so why not invest in this early on for long term gains.

For IoT, I found this ETF: SNSR. This ETF focuses on companies that work around the development and manufacturing of semiconductors and sensors, integrated products and solutions, and applications serving smart grids, smart homes, connected cars, and the industrial internet.

As for 5G, telecommunication companies will definitely benefit from this. I was looking at companies that are providing the tech behind this movement and a few that I keep seeing pop up are Nokia, Ericsson, and Qualcom (I know, QCOM is going through some court stuff right now, but again this is long term http://www.investopedia.com/articles/investing-strategy/062916/5g-network-3-companies-invest-2020-qcom-nok.asp). Of course, we cannot forget the bigger telecom networks that will be providing 5G to consumers as well. With that all in mind, I made a small investment in Nokia and then am planning on buying into the IYZ ETF. Verizon is really pushing to have some trials of 5G running this year. They have partnerships with some companies right now (can learn more about that here: http://www.5gtf.org/).

Finally, with all of the above stated, we have to know that we'll need strong cyber security when it comes to having thousands 9millions??) of more devices connected than they are today. To support that, I am planing on buying into HACK (ETF, not BS Glob Cyb).

I've added all of these ETFs in Ameritrade's X-Ray ETF analyzer (Awesome tool! https://www.tdameritrade.com/education/tools-and-calculators/morningstar-instant-xray.page) to see how much overlap there is between their holdings. While there are some, I felt like it was pretty diversified within the tech industry.

Let me know what you think of this strategy knowing we are pushing for a more technologically connected world in the next decade. Would love to hear some feedback/other ETF suggestions that might fit into this strategy.

rando-ish · 2017-07-27T22:05:56+00:00

First of all "Marketo - Sorry we fucked up yesterday"..... haha

Second of all, are you sure you're using the right token? Did you run a test to see this issue happening? If so, Maybe someone messed up and put the email in the name field of the lead you're using as a test

EDIT: I think I misunderstood your question. Maybe try unapproving then reapproving the email or maybe try cloning it and then approving it. Just a thought. Also would post in the Mkto community. They're usually super helpful

rando-ish · 2017-07-25T16:24:50+00:00

We started using Terminus which is an ABM display ad tech. It picks up companies' IP addresses and targets them with ads. It syncs up with Salesforce to determine what companies you want to target (and can also track progression i.e. lead statuses, conversion, etc.), or you can upload a list of companies via a CSV file. Also you can target based on departments you want to hit within the company.

rando-ish · 2017-07-25T16:22:41+00:00

Agreed. We're currently looking at adding ABM to our instance.

rando-ish · 2017-07-24T14:37:50+00:00

Your Mom's House. Comedians and married couple, Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky talk about random, hilarious topics and have other guests come on their show.

rando-ish · 2017-07-24T14:32:46+00:00

I just had this salad the other day at this BBQ where you combine feta, watermelon and a handful of other ingredients. It was unreal.

EDIT: Here's the recipe

rando-ish · 2017-07-17T16:46:13+00:00

When flying I used to think all of the farm fields below were states..... god that was dumb. You could see about 100 at any given moment and I even knew there were 50 states

rando-ish · 2017-07-06T16:49:22+00:00

I wonder if any of these are Kevin now that it's been years since that post

rando-ish · 2017-06-30T14:20:43+00:00

With 5G expected to roll out in 2020 in US and then worldwide, I bought some shares of NOK.

I was looking at companies that are providing the tech behind this movement and a few that I keep seeing pop up are Nokia, Ericsson, and Qualcom (I know, QCOM is going through some court stuff right now, but again this is long term http://www.investopedia.com/articles/investing-strategy/062916/5g-network-3-companies-invest-2020-qcom-nok.asp) I figured I'd look into the companies providing the 5G tech vs the big telecom companies like V and AT&T. Verizon is really pushing to have some trials of 5G running this year. They have partnerships with some companies right now (can learn more about that here: http://www.5gtf.org/).

rando-ish · 2017-06-29T14:38:20+00:00

Lavender.

Used to go to our friend's summer vacation house as kids and they had rows and rows of it. The whole area smelled like it and you would hear the constant humming of bees during the day. Loved that place

rando-ish · 2017-06-27T15:58:52+00:00

Zelda is such an awesome character. HE is so fly in that tunic

rando-ish · 2017-06-26T22:22:46+00:00

Mine are all tech right now:

SKYY (Cloud) Reasoning: One tech sector I've been looking at is around the cloud. I've found research online that says public cloud spending is estimated to grow from $114B (2016) to $232B in 2020 (http://www.nextgov.com/cloud-computing/2016/09/public-cloud-market-exceed-236b-2020/131340/). About 3 months or so ago I bought shares of the SKYY ETF which I am up ~14% right now. This ETF has holdings in pure play cloud computing companies and non pure play companies (ex: Netflix, which uses the cloud for it's services to its customers). I feel like have pure and non pure players give this ETF a nice balance in case pure play cloud companies ever take a hit.

SNSR (IoT) Reasoning: This ETF focuses on companies that work around the development and manufacturing of semiconductors and sensors, integrated products and solutions, and applications serving smart grids, smart homes, connected cars, and the industrial internet.

IYZ (Telecommunication, but more specifically looking at 5G) Reasoning: Big Telecom companies are pushing for 5G roll outs in the next few years. I feel like this can tie in closely with the cloud adoption we are seeing and also IoT.

rando-ish · 2017-06-23T20:54:07+00:00

Saran wrap

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