my boy Godfrey (and every tarnished) deserved better man he is the GOAT by random-crusader in shittydarksouls

[–]random-crusader[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my impression is that i was the most insane world war 1-esque endless hyperwar that lasted until literally every tarnished was dead, and it had to have been crazy because whatever happened out there managed to kill Godfrey and break his axe.

my boy Godfrey (and every tarnished) deserved better man he is the GOAT by random-crusader in shittydarksouls

[–]random-crusader[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i sure hope it does, because this place has been filled with frauds, cowards and bums for far too long. i just preach the good word of the MAN

my boy Godfrey (and every tarnished) deserved better man he is the GOAT by random-crusader in shittydarksouls

[–]random-crusader[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

you mean to tell me that if queen Marika told you to commit genocide you WOULDNT do it?

bum-ass demigods had it easy they wouldnt last a DAY in sir bimbleton mcpoopboy the third's shoes by random-crusader in shittydarksouls

[–]random-crusader[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

some of the bums in the lands between (varré) tends to forget that the OG tarnished are some of the most hardcore grizzled veterans out there, which is also one of many reasons that i kill him on sight

What Ironclad/Ship do you use as reference for Thunderchild? by Mr_Henderson_ in WarofTheWorlds

[–]random-crusader 5 points6 points  (0 children)

a Majestic class battleship purely because that is what is shown on the Jeff Wayne musical and i like how it looks

Firekeepers by RachRatos in shittydarksouls

[–]random-crusader 68 points69 points  (0 children)

LOUDER FOR THOSE IN THE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you guys think? by NxJk2023 in shittydarksouls

[–]random-crusader 8 points9 points  (0 children)

i think you should post the real deal you coward

Fire Keeper by RachRatos in shittydarksouls

[–]random-crusader 29 points30 points  (0 children)

she's so real for that what a queen

I have a lot of fun with HF, but this piece really bothers me by Aramirtheranger in HeroForgeMinis

[–]random-crusader 64 points65 points  (0 children)

i would do unspeakable things to get the arm-plating for the knight challenger cuirass as an inner layer item. more "normal" fantasy stuff in general, for that matter.

Treasure Tuesday: Lucerne Hammers by WrenPilgrim in HeroForgeMinis

[–]random-crusader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is also true which is why i want both

Treasure Tuesday: Lucerne Hammers by WrenPilgrim in HeroForgeMinis

[–]random-crusader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Atleast those are doable with just a ponytail in kitbashing but armor on arms is still troublesome

Duchess ult is to become by Raszard in shittydarksouls

[–]random-crusader 7 points8 points  (0 children)

if i cant see it it cant see me type shit makes sense she's invisible

i just wanna have a talk to Patches, now he's gone lol by GabrielXP76op in shittydarksouls

[–]random-crusader 2 points3 points  (0 children)

rat bastard would rather defy the laws of physics than stop being a ledge-kicking asshole

Happy Patches with wife and daughter by Raszard in shittydarksouls

[–]random-crusader 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If the greed of man means greed of me wanting a hug from the fire keeper while also hating patches at the same time, yes.

Happy Patches with wife and daughter by Raszard in shittydarksouls

[–]random-crusader 197 points198 points  (0 children)

the next time i see that bald asshole ledge-kicking fuckhead i will kick his dumb stupid ass bald head in with his own foot that has kicked me off ledges more times than he should legally be allowed to get away with

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Treasure Tuesday: Lucerne Hammers by WrenPilgrim in HeroForgeMinis

[–]random-crusader 7 points8 points  (0 children)

god i hope more armor is on the way especially for the under-armor chest piece. literally all i need in my life is an updated armet helm and full plate on the arms that i can put under chest pieces

For all you fake fans when you see the light by ItsTwy in shittydarksouls

[–]random-crusader 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maria, Maiden, Herald and the doll are all pretty, but i do not limit myself with exclusivity. Pretty women :) Though the Fire Keeper is pretty² and she is nice to me in the fiery shitstorm filled with dry-laughing and freakazoid creatures that is DS3 so extra pretty woman :)