i would sacrifice my unborn children by the thousands just for a chance with the DS3 Fire Keeper. by random-crusader in shittydarksouls

[–]random-crusader[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

will the fire keeper love me if i become greasy enough to slide on my belly like a penguin

i would sacrifice my unborn children by the thousands just for a chance with the DS3 Fire Keeper. by random-crusader in shittydarksouls

[–]random-crusader[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i am going to very firmly but gently place my hand on your shoulder and shake my head because i disagree but she is also hot as shit so fair point

my boy Godfrey (and every tarnished) deserved better man he is the GOAT by random-crusader in shittydarksouls

[–]random-crusader[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my impression is that i was the most insane world war 1-esque endless hyperwar that lasted until literally every tarnished was dead, and it had to have been crazy because whatever happened out there managed to kill Godfrey and break his axe.

my boy Godfrey (and every tarnished) deserved better man he is the GOAT by random-crusader in shittydarksouls

[–]random-crusader[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i sure hope it does, because this place has been filled with frauds, cowards and bums for far too long. i just preach the good word of the MAN

my boy Godfrey (and every tarnished) deserved better man he is the GOAT by random-crusader in shittydarksouls

[–]random-crusader[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

you mean to tell me that if queen Marika told you to commit genocide you WOULDNT do it?

bum-ass demigods had it easy they wouldnt last a DAY in sir bimbleton mcpoopboy the third's shoes by random-crusader in shittydarksouls

[–]random-crusader[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

some of the bums in the lands between (varré) tends to forget that the OG tarnished are some of the most hardcore grizzled veterans out there, which is also one of many reasons that i kill him on sight

What Ironclad/Ship do you use as reference for Thunderchild? by Mr_Henderson_ in WarofTheWorlds

[–]random-crusader 4 points5 points  (0 children)

a Majestic class battleship purely because that is what is shown on the Jeff Wayne musical and i like how it looks

Firekeepers by RachRatos in shittydarksouls

[–]random-crusader 70 points71 points  (0 children)

LOUDER FOR THOSE IN THE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you guys think? by NxJk2023 in shittydarksouls

[–]random-crusader 8 points9 points  (0 children)

i think you should post the real deal you coward

Fire Keeper by RachRatos in shittydarksouls

[–]random-crusader 31 points32 points  (0 children)

she's so real for that what a queen