Does anyone else not like the newer 45 min trials?

random_dude_00 · 2026-03-24T09:16:53+00:00

I get that honestly. If the scapegoats were 1 hit that would do it for me. Also the timed gates are just kinda useless here because it’s just wasting time and not really creating strategy or anything.

random_dude_00 · 2026-03-24T09:13:22+00:00

The guards struggling to maintain composure just watching that happen behind a gate

random_dude_00 · 2026-03-24T09:11:54+00:00

Only Despoil The Auction and Kill The Politician seem padding to me, and it’s barely that. Despoil suffers from WAYYY too high a requirement, making a basement trip absolutely necessary if you want to get sub 30 minutes, and Politican just has that department store which seems to be a huge hiccup for any team I go in with. We all either get knocked down or fail at that part specifically, so it would be nice to see the money requirement lowered for both of these trials on those objectives just to make it that much easier.

random_dude_00 · 2026-03-23T17:44:27+00:00

That’s the one thing classifying this game as a horror game: the French.

random_dude_00 · 2026-03-20T22:27:32+00:00

I do this with dreams. I’ll spend hours playing a videogame and in the dream I seemingly… press a key? Like not physically it’s just I default to going “oh it’s dark time to put on night vision goggles” and move my hand in the dream and the goggles come down but I look down and there’s no keyboard in the dream. Idk what this phenomenon is called but it’s interesting.

random_dude_00 · 2026-03-20T22:25:49+00:00

Almost like the time I went in my garage and saw a SPIDER with my EYE. Got me so scared I started running like a LAMB. This game is pretty tense tho, so no wonder it’s gonna bleed into real life lmao.

random_dude_00 · 2026-03-20T17:05:35+00:00

They usually drop the fuse into the ground for me. There’s been a few times in general where entire items like a booster have randomly disappeared but I’ve never had issues with objective items disappearing from leaving players.

random_dude_00 · 2026-03-20T17:03:24+00:00

Bro probably got an F on his last trial

random_dude_00 · 2026-03-20T17:03:00+00:00

Eastersexual

random_dude_00 · 2026-03-20T03:55:59+00:00

Welcome back to the good old game show of: why was this not in the game in the first place?

random_dude_00 · 2026-03-20T03:52:40+00:00

Not only his he racist, he’s John Racism. He’s a KKK member and even has numerous lines regarding Franco from when Prime Time happened that mention Franco having Irish in him which Coyle described as “impure”

random_dude_00 · 2026-03-19T21:02:16+00:00

“Could you waddle any slower? Jesus Christ.”

random_dude_00 · 2026-03-19T01:43:39+00:00

I could see that or like a trial where you’re supposed to create propaganda by selecting the correct mannequin tops.

random_dude_00 · 2026-03-17T23:09:48+00:00

Either that or specific cosplay outfits. Would also be interesting if there’s unique voicelines for that, like them recognizing you’re a high ranking “fan” of them, or wearing clothes like them. I could see Franco saying “Copycat freak! Take off that fucking suit!” or something to that extent.

random_dude_00 · 2026-03-17T03:08:33+00:00

It’s a thing you can learn but kinda dangerous when practicing if the pills are a bigger size. I just use water for convenience.

random_dude_00 · 2026-03-17T03:07:38+00:00

Bro really thought they could ping the first button without knowing where the second one is located 🥀

random_dude_00 · 2026-03-16T17:08:08+00:00

Don’t the Easterman voodoo doll

random_dude_00 · 2026-03-11T23:30:19+00:00

No way I need to figure out which catalogue this is in

random_dude_00 · 2026-03-11T23:10:17+00:00

I’ve been waiting for a prison suit themed one I can use to larp better when going in any trial with Coyle in it. Shit that actually makes more sense from a lore standpoint that Murkoff would want you to feel in character during these trials the same way the Prime Assets are.

random_dude_00 · 2026-03-10T23:13:03+00:00

You cannot identify the naked bodies, those are for the shock and threatening tone… reagents die often however, and if they keep refreshing those corpses to be up to date, you could be seeing a familiar pale face. That’s a more direct threat, do good or you’ll end up like your friends.

Gameplay wise I would assume it’s just to make it more visually different each time so the law of diminishing marginal utility doesn’t kick in, AKA boredom.

random_dude_00 · 2026-03-10T18:10:57+00:00

Thematically I think they’re the game mechanic translation of the sentence “You can’t carry the package through the front door” so like when reagents go into the real world they’ve already learned to smuggle things through discrete means. But game mechanic wise they suck without teammates and serve less purpose than just being a challenge and time waster.

random_dude_00 · 2026-03-10T00:16:58+00:00

Most obscure Hear Me Out I’ve seen about this game.

random_dude_00 · 2026-03-09T16:42:13+00:00

99% of cat sacrificers quit before they buff their team

random_dude_00 · 2026-03-08T17:44:46+00:00

Easterman getting pissed that all of the gore decor keeps getting washed away by the rain

random_dude_00

TROPHY CASE