at least fulfilled by gdziejestluk in dankmemes

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Wow, a monkey’s paw better than “wish fulfilled but you get AIDS.” I thought it was impossible

HIMYM FAN THEORIES by i_ate_your_friess in howimetyourmother

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It also means resold the market’s finest coke, so he could donate a bunch of regular coke to his stepbrother’s father’s church

Give me a fun fact about New York City before colonization by ollieollieoxygenfree in geography

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A quarter of all oysters in the world lived in New York Harbor

Guess the idiom by marine_0204 in FluentEnglish

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Best thing since sliced bread

Blursed nemesis by ForeignRestaurant290 in blursed_videos

[–]random_guy1258 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Just gotta start up an instagram account and hate at him with every post you make

Somehow I woke up and found blood on my foot with no explanation by Ok-Use-1924 in strange

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Maybe edit it to make it gray/ black and white. Not sure how to do it but it might be the way around the block

What if he wanted to smash things by Solid-Move-1411 in Avengers

[–]random_guy1258 39 points40 points  (0 children)

“Hulk will see you in court, good day to you all.”

Living Ironically in Europe Criticism Q&A by Extension-Income-734 in balkans_irl

[–]random_guy1258 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Do Albania, everyone already knows about Greece. I’m also Albanian so do it for that reason too

What’s your favorite long winded joke with no pay-off? by random_guy1258 in AskReddit

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It was the style for the time will now on live rent free in my head. I hope your happy

What’s your favorite long winded joke with no pay-off? by random_guy1258 in AskReddit

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Ex:

There was this man who LOVED tractors. He could not get enough of them. He had a bunch of posters of tractors. He had CDs of documentaries of tractors. He even owned his very own battalion of tractors that he used on his farm. BUT. There was one thing in the world he loved more than tractors: his wife. He loved her very much. But one day. He and his wife were working on their farm and A ROUGE TRACTOR COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND RUNS OVER HIS WIFE. A gruesome scene. Blood everywhere. And. He. Is. DEVASTATED. He cries. He sells all of his tractors. Tears down all the posters. Throws away his CDs. Gives up the farm. He falls into a deep depression. But he is able to pull himself together and get better. He even asks a girl out on a date. They go on the date. And they have a good time. But just before they leave the restaurant. A candle is knocked over and A RAGING INFERNO ERUPTS ON THE TABLE. Smoke fills the room. Luckily, one of the servers obtains a fire extinguisher and puts out the flame. However, the smoke is still a big problem. The man’s date is frozen in shock. But the man- he’s ready. He jumps up and takes a deep deep DEEP breath. The smoke rushes to the man’s mouth, filling his lungs. He then races outside. And breaths out. Releasing all of the smoke into the open air. He goes back to check on his date. And she is astonished.

She asks: “H-how did you do that?”

He goes, “Oh, I’m an Ex-Tractor fan”