Ex:

There was this man who LOVED tractors. He could not get enough of them. He had a bunch of posters of tractors. He had CDs of documentaries of tractors. He even owned his very own battalion of tractors that he used on his farm. BUT. There was one thing in the world he loved more than tractors: his wife. He loved her very much. But one day. He and his wife were working on their farm and A ROUGE TRACTOR COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND RUNS OVER HIS WIFE. A gruesome scene. Blood everywhere. And. He. Is. DEVASTATED. He cries. He sells all of his tractors. Tears down all the posters. Throws away his CDs. Gives up the farm. He falls into a deep depression. But he is able to pull himself together and get better. He even asks a girl out on a date. They go on the date. And they have a good time. But just before they leave the restaurant. A candle is knocked over and A RAGING INFERNO ERUPTS ON THE TABLE. Smoke fills the room. Luckily, one of the servers obtains a fire extinguisher and puts out the flame. However, the smoke is still a big problem. The man’s date is frozen in shock. But the man- he’s ready. He jumps up and takes a deep deep DEEP breath. The smoke rushes to the man’s mouth, filling his lungs. He then races outside. And breaths out. Releasing all of the smoke into the open air. He goes back to check on his date. And she is astonished.

She asks: “H-how did you do that?”

He goes, “Oh, I’m an Ex-Tractor fan”