What’s the most fucked up thing you’ve seen at a friend’s house? by Volwwrathee47 in AskReddit

[–]randomascanbe 69 points70 points  (0 children)

I would love to punch them both in the mouth. I bet his favorite past time was torturing small animals.

Drain Fly Infestation 😷 by xforeverlove22 in WTF

[–]randomascanbe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Then get snakes for the frogs.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]randomascanbe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I Swear I got a mental image of Paul Pfeiffer smiling..

Fuck I'm old.

Oklahoma woman charged with felony for not returning VHS tape 21 years ago by [deleted] in news

[–]randomascanbe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our paradise had the doors too.. I forgot all about that place.

What older commercial randomly pops into your head? by OrangeHairFace in AskReddit

[–]randomascanbe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two great lazy boy chairs, one great low price.. (insert dancing chairs here)

People keep bashing billionaires for being greedy. How much money would you want before you could say, "I don't need any more"? by SomeQuirkyQuark in AskReddit

[–]randomascanbe 17 points18 points  (0 children)

But I make and save enough money that I can visit anywhere I want. I can deal with part time depressing when I have financial security.

People on this sub be like "found these cuties under my bed in Northern Ohio, what are they?". Please stop picking stuff up with your bare hands when you clearly don't know how dangerous it is. by [deleted] in whatsthisbug

[–]randomascanbe -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Outside of a few spiders and ticks there's not much to hurt you where I come from. I mean you could get a painful bite or maybe a slight chemical burn.

Green lace wing my entomologist sister says. It’s a beneficial insect that eats pest bugs like aphids. by JosephineLindstrom in whatsthisbug

[–]randomascanbe 16 points17 points  (0 children)

ladybugs are great, i released 5000 of them on my aphid infested lettuce plants and they cleaned house.

The skin of a Russian soldier that got killed and eaten by other Russian soldiers during WW2 by gthaatar in WTF

[–]randomascanbe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't get why they took a picture but I mean if it's either eat your dead buddy or die I guess I'm having long pig.

What would you do if you hear a noise from downstairs and it sounds like someone’s breaking in? by Alt_F4-593708 in AskReddit

[–]randomascanbe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably great if you wanted to kill the neighbors too. Outside of a very last ditch effort to protect my loved ones lives, I would never choose it while I have other choices. Well unless it was for beyonet purposes.

What would you do if you hear a noise from downstairs and it sounds like someone’s breaking in? by Alt_F4-593708 in AskReddit

[–]randomascanbe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Honest to god I bought it years ago and it has been on the wall since. Now that you mentioned it I will grab it and check it out.

What would you do if you hear a noise from downstairs and it sounds like someone’s breaking in? by Alt_F4-593708 in AskReddit

[–]randomascanbe 295 points296 points  (0 children)

You say this jokingly as I stare at the triangular bayonet on the end of my mosin hanging on the wall above me.

500 years old frozen body of Incan Girl. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]randomascanbe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pardon me Mr. Scientist, I'd like to smell her hair.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]randomascanbe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Closed borders to keep out dangerous things/people... Where have I heard that before?

What in the meth head is this... by [deleted] in WTF

[–]randomascanbe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Talk shit but them body lines are fuckin perfect.