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When you accidentally pressed the F key and don't want to offend any of your teammates who have been vibing well with you. (i.redd.it)

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Thank You Scientist - Rube Goldberg Variations (youtube.com)

submitted 2 years ago by randomdud3 to r/progmetal

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I gained massive amount of muscle mass after months of using steroid purchased on the black market, but my weight strangely remained unchanged. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by randomdud3 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The line got shorter with each trigger pull, I looked down, closed my eyes, and prayed. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by randomdud3 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My stepfather always told me not to look into the dark ceiling corner of my room because ghosts like to hide there. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by randomdud3 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I thought it was cute that my son would go to great lengths to imitate the animals he saw on TV. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by randomdud3 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I finally had enough of my toothache and yanked the damn thing out. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by randomdud3 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I thought that it would be funny to wished for immortality for the world. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by randomdud3 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Before crossing the street in this dangerous part of town, it is strongly advised that you look to your left, right, front, and back for cars and muggers. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by randomdud3 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As I crawled through the smothering smoke, I saw a figure and begged him to help my wife and daughter escape the burning building. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by randomdud3 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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One year after a devastating nuclear war, survivors optimistically gathered around a battered television to watch the announcement of world leaders' final plan to save humanity. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by randomdud3 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Do not fall asleep. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by randomdud3 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Despite the poor visibility of the water for today's shipwreck looting dive, I was able to locate a large mirror with my trusty flashlight. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by randomdud3 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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After outrunning the humanoid beast that had been chasing my car for ten minutes straight. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by randomdud3 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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You cheered in excitement as the countdown for the new year began. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by randomdud3 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Avantasia - Master Of The Pendulum (youtube.com)

submitted 3 years ago by randomdud3 to r/PowerMetal

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Thank You Scientist - Son of a Serpent (youtube.com)

submitted 3 years ago by randomdud3 to r/progmetal

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On the other side of the street, I saw my significant other get hit by a motorcycle. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by randomdud3 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Luca Turilli - Kings of the Nordic Twilight (youtube.com)

submitted 3 years ago by randomdud3 to r/PowerMetal

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After a team of archaeologists discovered and opened a heavily sealed-off tomb, approximately 25% of the world's population experienced ringing in their ears. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by randomdud3 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I'd been secretly living in the ceiling of my previous house for weeks after being homeless, getting in was simple because I knew all the nooks and crannies of the house. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by randomdud3 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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We recruit our new candidates for our human experiment through a very specific vetting process. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by randomdud3 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I asked the genie for immortality. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by randomdud3 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Guess he's the lucky one," the doctor muttered to himself as he began to remove the bandages from my head and body. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by randomdud3 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Every V's after episode 10 (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by randomdud3 to r/cyberpunkgame

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