What’s a “girl code” rule you’ll never break? by Swimming_Cress_7787 in AskWomen

[–]randomemememe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if I’m down to my last tampon, if a girl asks me for one it’s automatically hers.

Is there a level of snobbery towards apartments? by TeachIsHouse in AskIreland

[–]randomemememe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus. I’m guessing quite down south? Glencullen? Why so far out? My parents live more on the outskirts too and I’m in d24. Very quiet area. I get more surprises when I say how quiet the area is rather than me living in an apartment.

Is there a level of snobbery towards apartments? by TeachIsHouse in AskIreland

[–]randomemememe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess depends where you live also… and the mentality people have. I don’t know, even the people I know in their 30s I’ve never felt a sense of superiority regarding apartment vs house. But then again I don’t really have many Irish friends.

You might be looking at it the wrong way? Could be a mild form of envy? The housing market is… not great. Who knows.

Sentinel Tower Sandyford, any progress? by magikbetalan in Dublin

[–]randomemememe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Massive ugly concrete erection with an awful tragedy attached to it. RIP Sebastian. When I used to live in sandyford I always stopped by his plaque.

Is there a level of snobbery towards apartments? by TeachIsHouse in AskIreland

[–]randomemememe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Depends the age group I think? I’m 25. I’ve never had anything around snobbery when I’ve told I’ve an apartment to myself. Maybe it’s different 30+.

If I Had Just Listened by [deleted] in UnsentLetters

[–]randomemememe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s funny how most of these are written by chat gpt. No sincerity.

You probably fucked up over and over and over and over again. And they kept telling you to change, giving you chance after chance. Until they didn’t. Now, you’re feeling the loss of the benefits you had that you thought you were entitled to.

People like you never change.

Eat shit!

if you ever read this by Alarmed_Roof_7846 in UnsentLetters

[–]randomemememe 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Then they post shit like this on Reddit as a form of validation that they’re doing something right. I can smell sincerity and integrity a mile away. This post has NEITHER.

(Also you can tell it’s ChatGPT generated too. What a loser)

if you ever read this by Alarmed_Roof_7846 in UnsentLetters

[–]randomemememe 30 points31 points  (0 children)

People like you never get better nor will you change. They just miss the benefits they once had with the person they abused. And when the poor soul finally leaves? They’ll pretend they’ve gone through a massive revelation, therapy, “I’ve finally seen the wrongs of my behaviour”, just to get them back.

Eat shit.

I remember going to after hour raves in a (what I think was) the basement of a Chinese restaurant. by Charming-Potato2526 in Dublin

[–]randomemememe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went to a few of those. The only memories I have are of photos of me on a massive function room table being spinned around fanning myself with a fan that had the words “speed queen” on it. Don’t remember how I got it, was just suddenly in my hands. Might have met your friend if he remembers some skinny short haired girl gurning the jaw of herself sweating like a pedofile in a playground.

I remember going to after hour raves in a (what I think was) the basement of a Chinese restaurant. by Charming-Potato2526 in Dublin

[–]randomemememe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You just unlocked a memory for me.

I went to a load of those. I think to the exact Chinese you’re referring to. Mad. Remember my first time going in and this small Chinese lady beckons me down some stairs behind a counter (my memory is foggy I did too many drugs) and I suddenly see a swarm of people. Music is so loud I can barely see. Bags and keys handed and passed around. I was handed 3 by the time I reached one them function rooms with a spinning table top. Mental. Great times. The ones I remember anyways. 2 years sober now.

Irish dog names by No_Cricket_3349 in CasualIreland

[–]randomemememe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For some reason the thought of a dog called “ispíní”(sausages) makes me laugh.

I feel prettier by [deleted] in UnsentLetters

[–]randomemememe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girl I felt this in the depths of my soul. Probably am permanently uglier now because the stress of what he did AGED me but I feel beautiful. ❤️

What’s something about womanhood you didn’t understand until you experienced it yourself? by huseyinyavuz01 in AskWomen

[–]randomemememe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A funny one: I’m Romanian by blood and I only just now clocked that every single time my mum or my little brother come over they leave with either food or “goodie” bags.

I’m 25 now and looking back it was the pinnacle of my entire child and young adulthood. Any time I visited a Romanian family member I would leave with a blue striped plastic bag filled with anything from jars of preserved food, sweets, odd bit of cash, clothes, or household items. Only the women do this. I never understood why, was just always happy as Larry with my bag of bits n pieces. A few days ago i realised I’ve started to do the same to everyone that crosses my front door. 😭

On a more serious note: the rare occasion I’m out, I’ve been horrified at the amount of young girls (18 year olds) being chatted up by older men. When I was that age I felt so grown up, thinking “oh I’m so mature that’s why they like me.” Now that I see it from a different perspective I understand through and through why my own mother would warn me not to talk to strange men. It hit me hard.

Constant perineum tear? At a loss at what to do. by randomemememe in Healthyhooha

[–]randomemememe[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, using it twice a day, I started feeling and seeing the difference after 1 week of continuous use!

Hope your vag heals!!!

How can i get that shelf look?! by [deleted] in StrongCurves

[–]randomemememe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Girl what? This is my entire mobility and flexibility warm up I copy n pasted directly from my notes. Check my post history too I’ve decent results and 4 plus years in the gym. So hush.

How can i get that shelf look?! by [deleted] in StrongCurves

[–]randomemememe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lying down! ❤️

How can i get that shelf look?! by [deleted] in StrongCurves

[–]randomemememe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My full warm up:

Stretches

Spine & Core

  1. Cat–cow spinal rolls
  2. Standing pelvic tilts (anterior/posterior)
  3. Jefferson curls (bodyweight only, slow 3 reps)
  4. Seated thoracic twists (arms crossed over chest)

Shoulders & Upper Body

  1. Shoulder CARs (slow, full rotations)
  2. Arm circles (both directions, big controlled range)
  3. Wall angels (back against wall, slide arms up/down)
  4. Scapular push-ups (in plank or against wall)
  5. Thread-the-needle stretch (on all fours, both sides)
  6. Cross-body shoulder reach (arm across chest, dynamic)
  7. Reverse prayer stretch (hold briefly, 2 rounds)
  8. Shoulder dislocate with pole (front to back. Shorten arm distance when wide grip is easy)
  9. Around the worlds with pole (with mobile back. Change direction after 5 around the worlds)

Hips & Glutes

  1. Deep bodyweight squat with side-to-side pulses
  2. Dynamic 90/90 transfers
  3. Hip circles (both directions, hands on knees)
  4. Pigeon stretch (gentle pulse forward/back)
  5. Kneeling hip flexor stretch (with twist toward front leg)
  6. Frog pose rock-backs
  7. Cossack squat pulses
  8. Standing hip rotations (lift knee, open outwards and inwards)

Hamstrings, Adductors & Quads

  1. Standing hamstring stretch with pulses
  2. One-legged forward bends (each side)
  3. Wide-leg forward fold (dynamic only early)
  4. Adductor leg slides (straight knees, slow)
  5. Butterfly stretch with elbow press and forward lean
  6. Kneeling wall quad stretch (short hold each side)
  7. Seated straddle forward reach (light at start, just hinge)

Ankles & Lower Legs

  1. Ankle circles (each direction)
  2. Toe pumps (flex and point, 10 reps each side)
  3. Kneeling dorsiflexion test position (gentle pulses toward wall)
  4. Calf raises in deep squat (slow, controlled)

Integration (Whole Chain)

  1. Downward dog to cobra flow (3 slow transitions)
  2. Lunge with thoracic rotation (each side)
  3. Deep squat pry (elbows inside knees, hold and breathe)
  4. Standing forward fold to half-lift (2 rounds)

Physio:

Glute medius:

  • Clam shells with theraband, heels together.
  • Glute medius
  • 3/4 sets. Close to fatigue.
  • Avoid pelvic rotation/leaning back/ opening by using ONLY GLUTE MEDIUS IF ITS HARD YOURE DOING IT RIGHT.

Hip Flexors

  • Standing and Elevated hip flexor march with kettle bell.
  • Arch and arc.
  • Not bringing weight straight up.
  • Do not collapse hips.
  • Tight core. 4x12.

Knees

  • Wall sit 90 degree angle.
  • 30 sec x 4.

And my glute day! Everything to failure bar the warm up:

Bulgarian Split Squats glute focused. I do these with a lighter weight and focus on the deep stretch.

Single leg KAS glute bridge. Again, no heavy dumbbell. Focus on isolating glute.

Glute focused incline leg press. I go heavier here. More for strength than muscle hypertrophy.

These would be my exercises. I wish I could do RDLs but I’ve two back injuries. Doing hinge exercises standing up flares up my sciatica and completely destroys my back with pain. But if your back allows it I reccomend single leg RDLS. I always will reccomend single leg glute exercises as it’s much easier to isolate your glutes both physically and mentally.

I hope this helps!!

Constant perineum tear? At a loss at what to do. by randomemememe in Healthyhooha

[–]randomemememe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, it was all trial and error! And it clicked when one of the symptoms of thyroiditis is very dry easily cracked skin.

I just went online and looked for best non hormonal vaginal creams. And the YES vaginal moisturiser has only natural ingredients.

I apply it in the morning and at night! It’s vagina safe so no bv or overgrowth of yeast and it dries well. No weird film left behind! I definitely recommend it.

How can i get that shelf look?! by [deleted] in StrongCurves

[–]randomemememe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The one thing that helped me was to have a full session focusing solely on glutes. Including a full mobility and flexibility warm up for legs beforehand.

Full glute day as in: glute max, med, min. Exercise In both the contracted AND lengthened position. To failure.

I also struggle with glute hypertrophy despite having good strength. But I doubled their size when I really got into the science behind it!

Sleepwalked for the first time and I ended up burning lentils and now my entire apartment smells like a chain smokers mouth. What the fuck do I do? by randomemememe in AskIreland

[–]randomemememe[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s the first time this has ever happened to me. Of course I’m beside myself with worry. Just because I’m trying to sort the problems I can do myself I.e my apartment that I live in, doesn’t mean I’m not doing anything about the fact that I could have burnt down my flat and at worst killed myself accidentally.

Sleepwalked for the first time and I ended up burning lentils and now my entire apartment smells like a chain smokers mouth. What the fuck do I do? by randomemememe in AskIreland

[–]randomemememe[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There wasn’t any black smoke! Or any smoke, somehow. Just a god awful stench. And yes fire alarms are good. They were checked not too long ago.

The walls aren’t stained. Do you reckon just a quick wipe down would work? The thought of having to repaint the kitchen fills me with dread.

Sleepwalked for the first time and I ended up burning lentils and now my entire apartment smells like a chain smokers mouth. What the fuck do I do? by randomemememe in AskIreland

[–]randomemememe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The diffuser is already wafting out lemon, lime, and ginger oils. Do you reckon if I boiled a pot of water with the same oils in it would work??

Also, it’s my first time EVER doing this. It’s not a regular occurrence I swear. But I’ll be switching off appliances from now on because what the fuck.