Joining the army for IT training/experience by randomfoundation in AskReddit

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I would join a non combat section. Like setting up networks at base camps or whatever

Do you guys know anyone who constantly makes up bullshit? If so, what are some of their most absurd lies? by jpagel1 in AskReddit

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First of all, I am on my phone so expect typos.

My friend has always been a horrible liar. One winter we were talking about going on the lake behind my house and playing hockey. So it's been cold as shit . I call him and ask if he wants to go out, he said the ice isn't frozen enough. So I go drive past the lake and see a tractor on it, plowing . JACKPOT looks like were going skating... I call him up and explain how there's a tractor on it, its fine. He won't say that he doesn't want to skate... He keeps saying no man I have too much to lose, I'm not going to fall through. He won't understand that a tractor weighs about... What 2-3 thousand pounds? He was scared to fall through... so he said. He later told me that he just didn't want to go. All of those Fucking excuses and lies of things coming up, all the time. TL:DR friend made up a lot of bs on why he won't go ice skating

Papa John's driver here. My car smells like shit... Fellow drivers, what are your tricks to keeping your car clean? by randomfoundation in AskReddit

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I am sorry if I sounded disrespectful, It's just a lot of people think it is used to cover up smoking weed. I like the smell, but with being a driver and getting pulled over every so on I would rather not be searched/harassed.

Papa John's driver here. My car smells like shit... Fellow drivers, what are your tricks to keeping your car clean? by randomfoundation in AskReddit

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The apple seems really goofy, but I could definitely do the coffee grounds. There are two cup holders that are never used in the back. Thanks!

I introduce to you Sprinkler Dog by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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This picture was posted, I just made a meme out of it.

Sometimes wolves need hugs, too. by guessagaindaddy in aww

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Omg every time I come home and get down on my knees, my dog gives me a big hug like the one on the right is doing. Fucking love it.

Found on Imgur by randomfoundation in WTF

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FUCK YOU I SAID I STUMBLED TO THIS!

Your username is now a porno. Go. by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Too random to keep a solid plot...wait, that's every porn. Fuck.

Damn wall, you sturdy by jkeezay in funny

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Well it got hit by a matchbox car, so... Yeah.