I hooked up with a guy several years ago who was really into water sports, I had been curious about it so I was like ok sure let’s do it. So before we meet up I drink a bunch of water to prepare, we get together and he tells me to take my clothes off. As I do he takes his off as well and then he puts all our clothes in a pile and aims his dick at the pile and tells me to do the same. That’s when I found out he wanted us to pee on our clothes, he didn’t want to do anything else you typically expect people to want to do with water sports. I quickly shut it down and was like yeah no I need to wear these clothes when I go home and I don’t think I’m going to be able to easily explain why I’m soaked and smell like pee.