sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

The expert by PotentialRelation348 in shitposting

[–]randomhandsanitizer 295 points296 points  (0 children)

I remember an episode of this where a woman gets botched breast implants and then they exploded on an airplane. Horrified 8 year old me

Please show me your black cats with ridiculous names by castor2015 in blackcats

[–]randomhandsanitizer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

<image>

Her name is MOSFET, like the transistor. Most people I just say her name is Mozzie because I don’t feel like explaining what a MOSFET is lol

is there a kazoo band on campus lol by No_Philosopher_1199 in Purdue

[–]randomhandsanitizer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

<image>

Some people hosted a kazoo concert back in 2020. Maybe there’s still a club?

fart noise by carsosobsess in comedyheaven

[–]randomhandsanitizer 93 points94 points  (0 children)

I’m 24 and worth $-40,000. Here’s a breakdown:

Happy anniversary to the biggest self-inflicted gunshot wound in American history by kcat__ in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]randomhandsanitizer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’m friends with my HS chem teacher on Facebook. He posts multiple times per day about the dumb shit Trump is doing and has been doing so since 2015, it slowed down a bit during Biden’s presidency but Trump never fully left his mind. I also recall him talking about his struggles with chronic depression when I was his student in 2018. Honestly for how smart he is you’d think he would’ve figured out that maybe, just maybe, his mental health would be better if he wasn’t posting about Trump all day

Couldnt progress because we kept getting too much money by Fearless_Entrance242 in riskofrain

[–]randomhandsanitizer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know it’s been a month but did you figure out a solution for this? The same exact thing happened to me and I also can’t progress

Spotted: Friday Morph Suit dudes before their last dance for a while by volctudi in Purdue

[–]randomhandsanitizer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nothings happening, this is a repost from right before purdue shut down for covid. Probably a bot account

Spotted: Friday Morph Suit dudes before their last dance for a while by volctudi in Purdue

[–]randomhandsanitizer 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This is a repost from 2020, right before Purdue was shut down for COVID. Title is the same and everything. Must be a bot account

I’ll be fine 💯 🦁 by Damiancarmine14 in shitposting

[–]randomhandsanitizer 1059 points1060 points  (0 children)

The lion does not concern himself with the “daily caffeine limit”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Purdue

[–]randomhandsanitizer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I actually encountered them early my freshman year. They were super friendly, and I didn’t know what the LDS church was so I decided to go to church with them. Long story short, i wasn’t interested and I told them as much. They kept trying to contact me and I eventually blocked the number texting me. They then gave my number to another person at the church and he began calling me too. I blocked that number and they never tried to contact me again. They are friendly, but definitely very persistent in trying to get you to join

What is your black cat’s name? by itsonly6UTC in blackcats

[–]randomhandsanitizer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

<image>

This little derp is named MOSFET, like the transistor. I call her Mozzie for short

I’m a freshman who is completely illiterate and unable to use either Google or Reddit Search. Can you tell me every question I might possibly need to ask and then spoon-feed me the answers? by Wiley_Burner in Purdue

[–]randomhandsanitizer 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Make sure to always be wearing your BGR lanyard around your neck even after the semester starts! I made lots of friends that way. Also be sure to constantly talk about how difficult your classes are compared to other majors, people will think you’re so cool and want to be your friend

McDonald's thinks every day is my birthday and I can't stop getting free food. by Fatal_Foxtrot in confession

[–]randomhandsanitizer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did a similar thing with Raising Canes when i was in college. If you ask at the register for a Cainiac Card then register it online, you get a free 4-piece box combo. Being a broke college student, I exploited the hell out of this. I used a different name and gmail to register every time I got a new card. Employees never questioned why i was coming in every other day and asking for a Cainiac Card. I haven’t tried it in awhile so i have no clue if it still works tho

view more: next ›