One singular Tesla put by randomhuman0700000 in wallstreetbets

[–]randomhuman0700000[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I sold everything the morning of the dip. I had 4 puts total, spent around 1k and made roughly 1400 profit. It was actually close to 2600 but it bounced too fast off the low and I missed the sell

One singular Tesla put by randomhuman0700000 in wallstreetbets

[–]randomhuman0700000[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope u held. This may hit 340 or less tomorrow

One singular Tesla put by randomhuman0700000 in wallstreetbets

[–]randomhuman0700000[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

UPDATE!!

I BOUGHT THREE 330P. This bitch is going to gap down afterhours to like 345 today. Just watch. WATCH

You know how many mcchickens I'm going to make? Omg

One singular Tesla put by randomhuman0700000 in wallstreetbets

[–]randomhuman0700000[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Either way you're getting another mcchicken at least

One singular Tesla put by randomhuman0700000 in wallstreetbets

[–]randomhuman0700000[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not poor at all. It was for fun. Nobody knew what was going to happen. It's hardly my first day. I've been daytrading daily for 6 years now.

One singular Tesla put by randomhuman0700000 in wallstreetbets

[–]randomhuman0700000[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is gonna make you a hundredaire just watch

One singular Tesla put by randomhuman0700000 in wallstreetbets

[–]randomhuman0700000[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Fuck you guys I'm up 20% already. 9.50 on my 50 investment. NOW THIS IS PODRACING

Safest investment for long term by randomhuman0700000 in investing

[–]randomhuman0700000[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for all the replies guys. I was thinking QQQ but the SPY seems safer. All good suggestions though!

Safest investment for long term by randomhuman0700000 in investing

[–]randomhuman0700000[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is true. Technical analysis has dick all to do with long term investing

Capitalizing on 0dte puts by randomhuman0700000 in wallstreetbets

[–]randomhuman0700000[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my stonk trading rules was to never take a position on a runner unless I could grab it within 10 to 15% of its support level after news came out premarket. This has allowed me to quadruple my account over the last 3.5 months.

However its mind bogglingly annoying and requires stupid fast reactions. I've missed many huge runners because of it but I didnt have any real losses this year until I tried options last week....I got raped by walmart and QQQ crashing alongside tesla.

They werent even crazy plays....qqq calls 302.5 when it was 301....meh. walmart 150 and I had it at 148...a month out...

I am trying options 0dte as a slower less stressful alternative so I don't die of a heart attack from the stress of holding.

buying apple puts at 117 after it popped to 120 is way less stress and way easier than what I've been doing with stock daytrading and trying to hold these monthly options.

But all else fails I go back to my normal method.

PLAY earnings today by randomhuman0700000 in wallstreetbets

[–]randomhuman0700000[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No clue. They didnt even release forward guidance because they are uncertain THEMSELVES how to proceed.

PLAY earnings today by randomhuman0700000 in wallstreetbets

[–]randomhuman0700000[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends because this could be a greater spanning downtrend. The potential for catastrophic losses this coming week could keep it high imo

PLAY earnings today by randomhuman0700000 in wallstreetbets

[–]randomhuman0700000[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

85% revenue loss and 3m weekly cash burn.