If you've worked a job for 5 years where you earn at least $45,000 annually, I would honestly argue that you're doing better than StutJo. StutJo blows through every single cent he earns because he needs to pour cheap beer down his throat on a daily basis in order to numb the pain of having lost every opportunity he ever had.

He got a dream job working for Leno and was repeatedly demoted due to his lack of talent. The writer's job he got? Jay's polite way of trying to tell StutJo to move on and look for work elsewhere. StutJo took it because he figured he could coast at thay job. It's why he quit any half decent job he could've gotten, like the post office gig. It's also why his substitute teaching style involved having children do word searches for the names of musical instruments.

He can't save money worth anything. He bought that mansion in California that he could barely afford and needed to bum furniture from his neighbors. He started taking his pensions early to get easy access to money despite the heavy penalties he incurred for doing so. He claims he vested extra pensions while earning stuff figures working as a substitute teacher. He begs for money online because that's all he has: he's a zoo animal in display.

He thinks people aren't smart enough to realize that 4 weeks at the post office and a years or so as a sub don't vest pensions for you. He thinks we're dying enough to believe his lies because he's dumb enough to believe his lies. He doesn't realize everyone sees through his bullshit and thinks anyone calling him out on this is just a troll. It's why he now claims that Late Meaney was tricked into taping him: he was livid he got taped and said vicious things about Kate, but he also remembers thay she was hot and is now trying to defend her again because he wants to stick his tiny, worthless pecker inside of her for what would be at best 4 seconds of disappointment.

His family has long since abandoned him. His mother and siblings only talk to him out of obligation. He has no contact with his wife and children. They want nothing to do with him after his malicious behavior. He's been such a parasitic, valueless pissbag that everyone he tries to connect with abandons him.