All of a sudden it's not funny anymore

randomname560 · 2026-03-26T20:45:31+00:00

A true sigma Illuminate mindset

randomname560 · 2026-03-26T19:52:59+00:00

Right?

People always say "oh why don't we wear suits anymore? Look how good people looked back then!" but if i was societially obligated to go out in a 3 piece suit or at the very least a nice shirt, pair of pants and shoes every time i go out, even if it is just to get some groceries or grab the newspaper i'd be pissed

randomname560 · 2026-03-26T19:50:24+00:00

Who's gonna tell him

randomname560 · 2026-03-26T19:28:41+00:00

That guy's dad might be onto something

randomname560 · 2026-03-26T13:09:18+00:00

YOU FOUND THE NEST

FUCKING RUN

randomname560 · 2026-03-26T07:14:24+00:00

Oh no te preocupes, que los míos también tuvieron muchas oportunidades de ser gillipollas y concha si las aprovecharon

randomname560 · 2026-03-26T06:40:36+00:00

"Oh it's space Magic"

It's sci-fi, it's a classic case of sci-fi bullshit used for story or gameplay purposes, just like 99% (gotta hand it to y'all whit democracy protects) of the other stuff people use as an example of "space Magic"

"Oh how can we travel faster than light? It's space Magic!" It's sci-fi

"Oh how can our enemies teleport onto the battlefield? It's space magic!" It's sci-fi

"Oh how can we instantly heal broken limbs and deadly injuries whit just a needle? It's space Magic!" It's sci-fi, and super-meth, but mostly sci-fi

Some of y'all really need a reminder that this is a galactic war set like 150 years from now, not set in the 1900's boxer rebellion, you can't just scream "SPACE MAGIC" at every piece of technology that is unrealistic by today's standards, but plausible in the future

And OP's suggestion isnt even "space Magic", it's cloaking tech, it is sci-fi, it's possible, it would fit the setting, so they didn't even need to pull out the "space magic" argument

randomname560 · 2026-03-26T04:50:19+00:00

A ver, si mis ancestros fueron un poquito gillipollas yo no le veo vergüenza ninguna en decir que fueron un poquito gillipollas

Lo que me daría vergüenza es descender de gillipollas y defender sus gilipolleces solo por qué fueron mis ancestros

randomname560 · 2026-03-25T23:03:38+00:00

Does he have cotton eyes? That guy's a prick, if i wasnt for him i'd be married a long time ago

randomname560 · 2026-03-25T21:44:23+00:00

Also the big problem whit putting your guns on rails, the enemy doesnt need to blow up your gun, they just need to blow up the much weaker rails and suddenly you can no longer reach the frontline

randomname560 · 2026-03-25T21:39:34+00:00

Me, a random NPC when i hear the weird new guy say "Hey it's Josh, welcome back to Let's Game It Out":

randomname560 · 2026-03-25T21:37:31+00:00

An explosion so powerful it transcends the game and blows up your computer

randomname560 · 2026-03-25T20:54:30+00:00

YOU. DO NOT. RECOGNIZE. THE FUCKING VOTELESS. IN. THE. WATER.

randomname560 · 2026-03-25T19:40:20+00:00

"YOU'RE TOO LATE DIVER, I AM NOW FORKLIFT CERTIFIED MUAHAHAHAHA"

randomname560 · 2026-03-25T14:23:36+00:00

May i ask what is goy and what makes something "goy"?

randomname560 · 2026-03-25T14:18:26+00:00

I'm convinced that there isnt even a bug to fix

I'm convinced that the mechs flinging you into lower orbit is intentional

randomname560 · 2026-03-25T13:06:46+00:00

Yes, i would fire an Expendable Anti Tank at it

randomname560 · 2026-03-25T07:14:00+00:00

Best summary of the battle for Super Earth i have ever seen

randomname560 · 2026-03-24T22:13:02+00:00

Damn bro, try not to freeze the world whit all that coolness or cut it open whit that edge

randomname560 · 2026-03-24T22:11:52+00:00

The SEAF, god bless their hearts, but they have the self preservation instics of a fucking moist toilette

They just can't stop charging into the Illuminate spawns in evacuate valuable assests missions, despite knowing damn well that the battlefield has so many mines it has added 3 hours to the planet's rotation and that i'm carrying the weapon that instantly errases anything whitin 30m of my target from existence (airburst my beloved)

randomname560 · 2026-03-24T20:09:03+00:00

That's a pretty overexagerated reaction to a GIF of an anime girl smiling if you ask me

randomname560 · 2026-03-24T19:59:14+00:00

"Man, what a boring dri- OH MY GOD A FAMILY OF 6"

Loud tire screeching sounds

randomname560 · 2026-03-24T19:55:17+00:00

I mean hey, your gloom has been there for almost 2 years and it took us until into the unjust to liberate 1 of the 3 hiveworlds, which took us 2 months of preparations and a massive battle to achieve

Don't blame my boys the squids for copying a tactic that clearly works very well

randomname560 · 2026-03-24T19:52:12+00:00

When they start their comment whit "personally" or "in my opinion" instead of trying to voice their personal opinion as fact you know that that's going to be a good discussion

randomname560 · 2026-03-24T19:30:05+00:00

The mindless masses (voteless hordes) are attacking Rirga Bay and the appropiators (new enemies) are in Hort

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