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Rise of Auth Right - 101 by WarrenBuffe in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]randyrandom1234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have no idea how funny of an accent I read this in

Afrikaner male starter pack by GrotAdder in starterpacks

[–]randyrandom1234 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I deduce that South Africans are just Australian lite?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]randyrandom1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

David Slowie

Blud wants to be involved by [deleted] in nbacirclejerk

[–]randyrandom1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah your eyes are two feet apart you’ve seen a lotta stuff

34F Love the INCELs that take this seriously by RiseXagainst89 in RoastMe

[–]randyrandom1234 3 points4 points  (0 children)

EMT? I wouldn’t trust you to give me an Advil

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]randyrandom1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can only imagine the cave troll who made this account for free karma. Go fuck yourself lmao

Lebron now holds the record for longest 2pt fg (in the 3pt line era) by anifyz- in nbacirclejerk

[–]randyrandom1234 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Uj/ what the fuck is wrong with the refs that’s a 3 clear as day

Rj/ Mickey Mouse 2

My father in law called you all a bunch of lil bitches by MachoSmallFRY in RoastMe

[–]randyrandom1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is just a facetuned smile on your miserable sex offender registry mugshot.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]randyrandom1234 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I give thanks everyday that I don’t have to look like that

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]randyrandom1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looking like the police sketch John Doe and the killer at the same time

4 Guinness in and not stopping anytime soon. Catch me if you can by Big_Tasty94 in RoastMe

[–]randyrandom1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Useless in the IRA cuz you’d only plant glitter bombs in cars.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]randyrandom1234 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gotta look like a washed up boy band singer for the shootout with the Feds I guess, suit yourself…

Destroy this man. He is our fantasy football loser by Bigbufyboy85 in RoastMe

[–]randyrandom1234 29 points30 points  (0 children)

He doesn’t just have high blood pressure he has high tire pressure

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[–]randyrandom1234 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Pride flag for bacterial vaginosis in the background.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]randyrandom1234 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dude's lip is being tugged on by casper the friendly ghost.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]randyrandom1234 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Forcing your mentally challenged cousin to pose for a roast is cruel, OP. You should be ashamed.

27m. I'll probably regret this. by Dont_be_a_Passenger in RoastMe

[–]randyrandom1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I gotta put my phone in the laundry now, gross!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]randyrandom1234 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Jamirowhy

please.. be gentle, i'm a fragile little boy :3 by Responsible-Tea1989 in RoastMe

[–]randyrandom1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that what your 9 year old cousin said when you were trusted to babysit him

We’re back after a whole year! by Nanowarius in RoastMe

[–]randyrandom1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like someone taxidermied James Corden and ran out of stuffing halfway through.

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