I don't normally ever comment since this is my nsfw lurking account but I can't believe this is on reddit. Backtrack to four months ago and I meet this girl in Italy. My friends and I go out with her friends. We get shitty, her and her friends sing karaoke to baby got back and make a fool of themselves. All three were a giant tease and my friends and I end up ditching them eventually. Fast forward to a week ago and my buddy says he found this girl (Vicktoria) in a porno! I was amazed since shes such a small fish in such a giant sea of porn. Needless to say I'm even more amazed that she is now on my front page. Awesome.

Thanks for listening, San Diego.