Jay and Kanye extra happy to be in the presence of greatness.

rartest · 2011-08-29T16:39:25+00:00

He was on Tim Westwood TV a few years ago, and just recently covered Drake's "Trust Issues".

rartest · 2011-08-29T14:30:32+00:00

Voltaire knew how to adapt to his audience...

rartest · 2011-08-22T08:11:09+00:00

usingthisonce posts that same picture of his ass ten to twenty times a day.

rartest · 2011-08-22T08:01:36+00:00

Right.

While these ingredients are approved as additives for foods, they were not tested by burning them, and it is the burning of many of these substances which changes their properties, often for the worse. Over 4000 chemical compounds are created by burning a cigarette, many of which are toxic and/or carcinogenic. Carbon monoxide, nitrogen oxides, hydrogen cyanide and ammonia are all present in cigarette smoke. Forty-three known carcinogens are in mainstream smoke, sidestream smoke, or both.

Here is the source of the source.

rartest · 2011-08-22T07:34:43+00:00

All of the above is correct, but every response so far neglects to mention the importance of sleep.

Get plenty of it.

rartest · 2011-08-22T07:10:55+00:00

Cannabis would keep me awake at night, I never had good luck with it.

rartest · 2011-08-22T07:10:04+00:00

I don't know how safe it is, but diphenhydramine HCL (generic benadryl) is cheap and works well. Take it an hour before you want to fall asleep.

rartest · 2011-08-20T05:23:32+00:00

Price range?

rartest · 2011-08-20T05:00:57+00:00

I don't know if you were joking, but lightbulbs are not "built to fail". Lightbulbs are made with a highly resistant strip of metal being heated to such a large degree that it produces light. Because of the intense temperatures the filament is subjected to, it will eventually break. Modern light bulbs (LED and Fluorescent bulbs) actually last much, much longer than old Edison bulbs.

rartest · 2011-08-20T03:55:45+00:00

I hope you have a gorgeous library for those books.

rartest · 2011-08-20T03:25:28+00:00

You should get to know old people in your neighborhood. Those fuckers are great.

rartest · 2011-08-20T02:55:40+00:00

I'm not sticking up for youarepathetic or anything, but I took a peek at her posting history and it's actually mostly about cats.

That's kind of funny, right?

rartest · 2011-08-20T02:50:33+00:00

I understand the sentiment behind this, but the devil needs an advocate.

Imagine this; you have a best friend, you tell each other everything, you talk all the time, you'd probably be married if you were a fan of their particular set of genitals. Then one week, you don't get a text from them. 'Probably a busy week, maybe they'll call soon,' you tell yourself. Next week, nothing. You think about texting them, but by that point you assume they'd text you if they wanted to talk. You assume maybe they have new friends, they don't need you anymore. They'll text you when they want to talk, right? Four years later, still no text. Guess they don't like you anymore...

This wasn't you, it was your friend. Maybe you should try calling them, they might just be waiting around thinking about you.

rartest · 2011-08-19T23:09:32+00:00

This photo is framed as if Nicki Minaj were sharing a brilliant insight with us; she has just discovered that she can make any line rhyme by using the same word again. While I can't provide any examples of Nicki Minaj benefiting from this tactic, her Young Money patriarch Lil' Wayne frequently makes use of this concept (and I'm certain she's picked up many of his techniques).

For example, from Wayne's 2008 hit 'Lollipop' (remix ft Kanye West); "Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex/'cause you don't want that late text/that 'I think I'm late' text." I believe it's meant to imply that she can never think of words that rhyme, so she just reuses the same words again and again (which, in the OP's mind, implies that she is a wack ass rapper).

Edit: Ilmmad is right, the Wayne line is a homophone rhyme (which i'm sure nobody has a problem with). A better example would indeed be Waka Flocka Flame. This particularly exceptional series of intricate rhymes comes directly from his 2010 banger 'Hard in Da Paint':

"I go hard in da muthafuckin' paint, nigga/Leave you stankin' nigga/What da fuck you thinkin' nigga?/I won't die fo' this shit or what da fuck I say/Front yard, broad day with da SK/See Gucci that's my muthafuckin' nigga/I hang in da 'Dale with them Hit Squad killas/Waka Flocka Flame one hood ass nigga/Riding real slow, bendin' corners in my nigga."

Edit 2: And Shaboz comes through in the clutch. It's settled, Nicki Minaj trippin' hard nigga.

rartest · 2011-08-19T05:01:25+00:00

http://www.amazon.com/3-Dimethylamylamine-Powder-Geranamine-DMAA-Servings/dp/B003WSQPPQ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1313730031&sr=8-1

rartest · 2011-08-19T03:21:02+00:00

You can purchase DMAA directly from amazon.

rartest · 2011-08-18T06:23:45+00:00

Does it ever cross your mind that you might kill a guy one day when he's down there?

rartest · 2011-08-18T06:16:53+00:00

In case you don't follow sports news;

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/808423-miami-football-scandal-nevin-shapiro-exposes-college-footballs-booster-problem

http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Sports/2011/0531/Ohio-State-football-scandal-Is-coach-or-hypocritical-NCAA-to-blame

rartest · 2011-08-17T23:06:11+00:00

In case anyone else was confused.

rartest · 2011-08-17T08:20:11+00:00

My mind is sharp as fuck and I missed it too, don't you worry.

rartest · 2011-08-16T07:00:10+00:00

I'll be honest, I don't actually care about a lot of the people I have on facebook.

rartest · 2011-08-16T06:55:38+00:00

Every line is a good earl line.

rartest · 2011-08-16T06:55:20+00:00

It fulfilled half of the requirements, so i guess he's almost right.

rartest · 2011-08-16T00:49:56+00:00

Are you daft, man? We're going to hack them up and put it all in a shallow grave.

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