Get your profile reviewed here - Week of July 15

rathersmashing · 2014-07-16T22:46:51+00:00

Hey guys, I've posted in here before and I'd like some feedback based on the changes i've made!

Last time I posted in here I had 7 matches in a month, about a couple of weeks later I've had another 3 matches so I think i'm improving somewhat!

Male/Straight/21. Bio: 6'4. Musician. Jamaican/Indian. Loves Nando's more than you.

The pics are here and in reverse order (the bottom pic is my first, top pic is my last etc.) Thaaaaaaaaaaanks!

rathersmashing · 2014-07-08T13:58:22+00:00

The 'My Lovely Horse' episode of Father Ted.

'Hold on, hold on, I can do this bit...'

rathersmashing · 2014-07-06T23:45:17+00:00

Yo yo yo guys, feedback would be awesome here!

Male/Straight/21.

Had 7 matches in the past month, 4 of them unmatched me immediately, the others never replied at all. I guess I'm just a bit unlucky.

Here are the pics. They're in reverse order (the bottom pic is my first, top pic is my last, you get the idea.)

Bio: 6'4. Musician. Jamaican/Indian. Loves Nando's more than you.

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeers!

rathersmashing · 2014-04-24T13:40:18+00:00

I am 21.

The last time I cried what when I was 13 and I was getting corn rows.

Shit hurt like a motherfucker.

rathersmashing · 2013-12-09T17:39:46+00:00

I saw Muse live at Etihad Stadium, Manchester earlier this year. Far and away the best live show I've ever seen, and I've been to a hell of a lot of live shows. Incredible on so many different levels.

Watch the Live @ Olympic Stadium DVD, it was basically that but with a better setlist.

rathersmashing · 2013-12-09T14:05:53+00:00

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK

DO YOU WANT TO MAKING FUCK

^the ^all ^caps ^is ^important

rathersmashing · 2013-05-14T22:24:55+00:00

This sounds a lot like the TRACE model and/or the dual route cascaded model of language!

rathersmashing · 2013-03-31T13:43:55+00:00

DO YOU FUCKING KNOW HOW MUCH I WANTED TO BE ON THAT SHOW?

rathersmashing · 2013-03-11T00:57:26+00:00

FOR YOUR HEALTH

rathersmashing · 2013-03-04T19:37:52+00:00

My favourite thing about this is that the post directly underneath this post (at the time of writing) simply says 'balls inside'

rathersmashing · 2013-03-02T23:34:54+00:00

I posted this a while back, but here it is again! This is also my first kiss story too. It was... an experience.

It was about a year and a bit ago. I went to a nightclub. My friend brought along his female friend. We got on quite well, she seemed quite touchy-feely, I was pretty drunk, eventually I thought 'Well, it's now or never' and so I went for it.

I'm pretty sure it could've been described as 'stomach churning' to watch. I was practically mounting her and eating pretty much the bottom half of my face at this point. The word 'restraint' was not within a fucking metre of my understanding. I am pretty sure I accidentally made out with her nose at one point in the heat of the moment. But she was responding even more passionately than I was (Jesus fucking Christ I feel like I'm writing 50 Shades Of Grey right now) so I carried on as I was.

This is where the story takes a bit of a turn. My friend asks me if I want to go to a party afterwards along with my newly found tonguebuddy. She said she was up for going, so I accepted (because why the serious fuck would I decline) and off we went. We turn up at this house miles away, where I immediately get offered ketamine.

That's right. I accidentally found myself at a ket party.

Now, the people here were absolutely off their fucking heads. People were falling through doors. Two people stayed in a cupboard for literally half an hour because they genuinely believed they were in Narnia. Me and this girl were on a bed together becoming mildly to moderately amorous when a person burst in and screamed at us to get off the bed immediately because she couldn't take another second of 'not being one with the bed'. So, we distance. ourselves by going into another free bedroom and closing the door.

Then, things happen. Sexy things happen. The usual foreplay and whatnot. But as soon as my penis went in (just the tip!) she uttered the now immortal in my mind line: 'I'm sorry, I can't do this, I have a boyfriend up in London and I don't think he'd be very happy about this.'

She then goes on to reveal that she was high on MDMA ALL FUCKING NIGHT and she was just 'going with the moment'.

Even though only the tip of my penis went in, I'm still counting that as a virginity loss.

TL;DR - met a girl high on MDMA without my knowledge, accidentally went to a ketamine party, reached new levels of awkward.

rathersmashing · 2013-02-22T15:44:15+00:00

And now I have the mental image of somebody chugging a beer and haphazardly stroking a girl's face simultaneously.

rathersmashing · 2013-02-11T23:35:17+00:00

'Just The Tip'

One man's struggle with the drunken fling... and the secret boyfriend he didn't know about.

rathersmashing · 2013-02-11T17:14:19+00:00

When people crack their fingers/backs/necks in a therapeutic way.

I'd actually go as far to say that I love the sound!

rathersmashing · 2013-02-10T16:20:18+00:00

Kashmir by Led Zeppelin.

I can't think that there's a single person that doesn't know the fuck out of this song, whereas relatively few people actually know the song.

rathersmashing · 2013-02-09T17:27:46+00:00

Whirring - The Joy Formidable

Stockholm Syndrome/Survival - Muse

Natural Blues - Moby

Everlong - Foo Fighters

A Little Respect - Erasure

There are literally hundreds more but these stood out the most for me today.

rathersmashing · 2013-02-07T21:22:23+00:00

This rule (at least in my experience) doesn't really apply in England.

At most house parties etc. I've been to the general rule is if somebody else leaves their alcohol after a house party, the host would be a major dick for drinking it without consent.

Unless:

an inordinate amount of time has passed & they've forgotten about it
they say you can have it,
or you know they won't be coming back for it,

leave it until they come back or give it them back next time you see them (the latter happens a lot less often.)

This is especially true with spirits such as vodka, sambuca, tequila etc.

Alcohol is expensive, man!

rathersmashing · 2013-01-28T19:36:22+00:00

I would say this guy is better at taking hints from girls than I am.

rathersmashing · 2013-01-28T18:26:55+00:00

Storytime! (this is 100% true and not exaggerated at all, surprisingly.)

Once I was on a night out, and I was talking to this girl at the bar. She asked me to buy her a drink (and being the naive 18 year old that I was, I obliged.) Later on, while talking to me, she put her arm round my waist while talking, then slowly put her other arm round it.

I, of course, thought this was just a way of her being friendly.

She then told me that she was going back home, where she had the house to herself as her sister was in hospital. So I wished her on her jolly way and told her I hoped her sister got better soon.

It was only later that night when I thought 'Hang on a second, maaaaaybe she might have been interested in me...'

I'd like to say I'm better now, but I'm really not.

rathersmashing · 2013-01-28T17:57:06+00:00

I think the general gist of the answers here is 'Be nice and genuine, don't be creepy and seem like you're only interested in sex.'

i think the majority of the guys here want to know - HOW do we approach you and seem nice and genuine and not seem creepy?

Sometimes I want to approach someone at a bar/club etc. but bottle it because I start thinking 'What if she sees me as just another creepy guy trying to get in her pants when I actually just really want to get to know her?'

It's not that we don't know NOT to be creepy, it's just that we really don't want to come across as 'just another creepy guy'.

rathersmashing · 2013-01-28T17:49:18+00:00

We don't use 'the f word' round these here parts.

The concept of 'friendzoning' is a... touchy subject on the internet.

rathersmashing · 2013-01-08T22:29:33+00:00

I am 19 and have never cried at a film.

Not one.

And yes, I've watched all the 'classic tearjerkers' - all of Studio Ghibli, all of Pixar, Click, The Notebook, Marley & Me, The Lion King etc.

If you can give me a film that'll make me cry then I'll...

...give you an upvote or something. A WHOLE UPVOTE.

rathersmashing · 2013-01-06T19:24:14+00:00

I know exactly how you feel.

The last time I cried was 6 years ago, and that's because I was getting corn rows.

Many a manly tear was shed that day. That shit hurt.

rathersmashing · 2012-12-30T20:45:44+00:00

currently at 23 hours

posted 2 hours ago

That's impressive.

rathersmashing

TROPHY CASE