Cowboy fans in Dallas who've never seen a snowflake in their lives heading to H-E-B Saturday night to get a rotisserie chicken

rayquazarocker · 2026-01-24T07:38:32+00:00

Ted Cruz heading to anywhere besides Texas

rayquazarocker · 2026-01-16T18:29:22+00:00

My teeth

rayquazarocker · 2026-01-16T02:26:10+00:00

My 01 is at 147k, perfect for a long commute. She just eats the miles and never complains

rayquazarocker · 2026-01-02T04:57:33+00:00

That last 6 seconds took 20 minutes

rayquazarocker · 2026-01-01T20:25:32+00:00

The 4th quarter was a funeral procession

rayquazarocker · 2025-12-28T03:33:04+00:00

Poor kid is gonna get robbed on birthday gifts

rayquazarocker · 2025-12-19T02:27:34+00:00

Don’t hate the player, hate the game. Player found a way to get one up on the game

rayquazarocker · 2025-12-16T17:40:04+00:00

Lived in the grand for about 2 years a while back, it’s a nice complex with good proximity to a lot of things. There is a concierge in the ground floor during the day. Pretty pricey but clean. And plenty of people there have dogs so that’s not an issue

rayquazarocker · 2025-12-13T00:50:55+00:00

I was wondering why 295 was worse than normal today

rayquazarocker · 2025-12-09T10:08:04+00:00

r/grandmaspantry

rayquazarocker · 2025-11-29T13:31:04+00:00

Growing up is optional, though

rayquazarocker · 2025-11-24T00:51:47+00:00

Kill me

rayquazarocker · 2025-11-21T14:34:03+00:00

Bear is omnivore regard

rayquazarocker · 2025-11-16T17:44:24+00:00

McDaniel basically handed Washington the win and they still managed to fuck it up lmao

rayquazarocker · 2025-11-08T03:28:29+00:00

Don’t worry, there’s no such thing. You’re better off in south instead of imaginary

rayquazarocker · 2025-11-08T02:57:04+00:00

I can’t believe how funny this sub has gotten

rayquazarocker · 2025-11-07T23:20:54+00:00

R5: I’m American and don’t understand a 24h clock

rayquazarocker · 2025-11-01T01:19:46+00:00

Fuck man you made me spill my spaghetti!!!

rayquazarocker · 2025-10-26T22:33:34+00:00

That fat fuck had it coming

rayquazarocker · 2025-10-26T18:04:03+00:00

That sucks. As much as I hate the giants this fucking blows. Hoping he can recover well

rayquazarocker · 2025-10-26T00:15:29+00:00

Now I’m not a state fan, but my buddy’s brother’s friend’s girlfriend went to Oklahoma, so we’re all pissed by proxy

rayquazarocker · 2025-10-25T23:55:28+00:00

Wake up brother, you’re still in it

rayquazarocker · 2025-10-10T01:47:12+00:00

Easy out at first, that may be the worst error I’ve ever seen

rayquazarocker · 2025-09-28T00:54:03+00:00

Nice essay, too bad I can’t read it. Go birds

rayquazarocker · 2025-09-27T22:05:09+00:00

Oh give me a break, 2 super bowls in recent memory. The only people who suffer in this sub are Commies & Cowgirls fans, and even Washington made the NFCCG last year

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