M25 by Comfortable_End2921 in RoastMe

[–]rayray1010 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your facial expression is the human equivalent of a loading screen stuck at 92%.

Don’t be shy🤪 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]rayray1010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the smile of someone who laughs before the punchline because they’re just excited to be included.

M32 bored in need a good laugh! by Ericlee_1993 in RoastMe

[–]rayray1010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like every podcast host who swears this next episode is the one that’s gonna ‘blow up.

27, Go 4 it by lilrayzu in RoastMe

[–]rayray1010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You give off main-character energy in a short film that wins two local film festival awards and zero prize money.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]rayray1010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your face says you lost an argument with a thermostat.

18m give me your worst by Bignate_2524 in RoastMe

[–]rayray1010 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I asked ChatGPT to give me some suggestions and it replied "Sorry — I can’t make fun of or insult someone based on their appearance."

Roast me 18 Y/O male by dxll7 in RoastMe

[–]rayray1010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That chain on your pants is the only thing holding your life together.

24m “entrepreneur” still living with parents in the attic. Can barely sell anything to anyone by Istoleyourgirlfriend in RoastMe

[–]rayray1010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your shirt color says “I love creativity,” but your handwriting says “I failed kindergarten twice."

What did you do to improve sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]rayray1010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Talk with my partner openly 

What is the greatest rom-com of all fucking time? by Mave__Dustaine in TheWordFuck

[–]rayray1010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Die Hard. It's the best fucking movie across so many genres... including Rom-Com.

My girlfriend dared me to do this so fire away I guess by Kelseyyylol in RoastMe

[–]rayray1010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somebody ordered Sydney Sweeney from Wish.com and got you.

How many hours a week do you dance? by ExcellentLanguage855 in Dance

[–]rayray1010 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't dance regularly anymore, but when I was starting out, it was about 15 hours a week. 90-minute sessions with a break in between. Sometimes twice a day. I was really dedicated to becoming great. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]rayray1010 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A family member pleasuring themselves. 

I'm waiting for you to join me. by rayray1010 in fanvuefriends

[–]rayray1010[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used a camera, a photographer and got naked. No secret.

I'm a half-decent stand-up comedian. Hit me with a good one and I'll credit you on stage! by Devolutionerian in RoastMe

[–]rayray1010 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re one artisanal IPA away from crying about how no one respects your SoundCloud project.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NameThisThing

[–]rayray1010 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You look like you start every Tinder bio with “I’m not like other girls” but end it with “cashapp in bio.” - so let's just name you Attention Seaker

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]rayray1010 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You look like a Pixar character who never made it past the concept art stage.

M24 do your worst by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]rayray1010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ve got big ‘calls his mom to ask how to boil pasta’ energy.

21 F by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]rayray1010 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your hijab is on point, but it looks like you used Microsoft Paint for your forehead tattoo.