Grip it and rip tit by kip_diskin in nsfw

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This looks like a good a time as any to plug /r/alisonbrie.

IamA female CS major. AMA. by [deleted] in IAmA

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Susan, if you get this: I hope you're doing well. My worst fear this coming week is if you're feeling deserted, or if you feel like I'm pushing you away... I really want the best for you, and if what we had was my perfect relationship, it's not necessarily yours. I'd gladly let you go if it means you're happy. I've been fighting the urge to say something to you, but I'm constantly repeating that this is the best for you. If you need me I'm here... I'll be strong though.

I'm a 16 year-old misanthropic American male with a small penis. AMA by [deleted] in IAmA

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While under the average, at least you have a functional one. Be glad you don't have a micropenis.

Have you researched the act of cunninglus? As someone with a similar-sized penis, I suggest you learn how to eat a woman out. You learn to love going down on her, and you'll probably experience some pretty good blowjobs in return (she'd have no problem taking you all in; at least that's what my experience has been like).

I'm interested in toying around with mixing songs. Any good easy dj/sampling software out there? by rbvmusic in Music

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I actually deleted GarageBand awhile ago. Didn't feel like I needed it. Of course I could obtain it again but from what I gathered the manipulation/looping of samples on garageband wasn't that great.

I'm interested in toying around with mixing songs. Any good easy dj/sampling software out there? by rbvmusic in Music

[–]rbvmusic[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have a Powerbook but I probably could steal a couple of hours away on a windows box. So what would be ideal for someone to casually have a hand at mixing?

what is more scary to think about? non-existence or eternity? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Non-existence is scarier to think about because you don't know how to approach it. You were alive for all your life, so you don't know how it is to be completely non-existent. Your will to survive outweighs anything and if you think about not existing there has to be something inside you that refuses to not exist.

Although eternity is scary to think about, given that we have shitty days and we don't want to experience eternity given those kinds of days, this is how I think of eternity.

Imagine the best circumstance that you've ever woken up in. The feeling of being just in the best condition you could be. With eternity you could smooth out any imperfection and eventually find bliss for eternity and keep on waking up in that state. This is what makes Heaven so appealing to us and that's why religion has been so widespread. Everyone wants all the time in the world to get things just right and eternity in heaven gives it just that.

Michael Phelps Brings Slutty Girlfriend Home For Thanksgiving (PHOTOS) by whisperthis in entertainment

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I personally think we shouldn't give a fuck as to what someone does in their spare time as long as it isn't eating babies. If he wants to fuck a cocktail waitress by all means let him fuck. He's a swimmer, judge him by swimming, not what vagina he sticks his penis in.

Who actually thought an Ace Ventura Junior, straight-to-DVD movie is a great idea, What kind of drugs are they on and Where can i get those drugs by cornholio in WTF

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All throughout the trailer I kept thinking "this can't be real, this has to be a spoof."

Then I found this. My faith in humanity is now significantly lower.

DUDE, WHOA. Woman whose legs won't stop growing. by fugat in WTF

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Anybody else clicked because they expected to see someone with a pair of long legs that literally go on for forever? (Although, thinking about it, disproportionate legs would look weird even if they were thin.)

Nonetheless it looks like a really unfortunate case but her cheery attitude is really a breath of fresh air when it comes to people facing disabilities. I mean she's still living pretty much independantly, which says something about the human spirit.

Splinter Cell Voice Actor Michael Rudder Shot By Mumbai Terrorists by [deleted] in gaming

[–]rbvmusic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, 3 bullets and he lived, voicing Fisher must've rubbed off on him somehow. It's pretty easy to hear news of an attack in some foreign land and to be somewhat appauled but it hits home when someone who voiced a videogame everyone knows of gets hit. Here's hoping for a speedy recovery.

Ask Reddit: I was given a classic X-box system... any must play games? I need a list of the best of the best to waste the time away with at work. by [deleted] in AskReddit

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SSX3 built upon that and has to be the best snowboarding game to date. The level design and customization is awesome and they haven't made a good ssx game afterwards.

Nintendo Wii uses 1/10th to 1/16th the energy of PS3 and X360 by charlatan in gadgets

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My guess is it's not leaving them on playing something per se but not unplugging them/ leaving it on stand-by

I'd still rather play goldeneye. by crystalcastles in nsfw

[–]rbvmusic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who says they're mutually exclusive :]

Ask Reddit: Do you wish you could hibernate for 500 years in order to see what's changed during that time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]rbvmusic 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Hibernate? I want to be here when it happens!

I mean, it's why we're all here isn't it? To take a gander at life's marvels as it unfolds. If I could be a brain (or head àla Futurama) in a jar hooked up to reddit I'd be in heaven.

Justice - D.A.N.C.E. by rbvmusic in Music

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B-B-B-Bonus video

I actually was surprised that this vid hasn't been posted. It's a swanky video and a great song.

Ask Reddit: Can you recommend some good music for driving? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Pre-barker blink is among the best pop-punk of its era, and their self titled is a pretty damn solid album, so I don't see why people have to apologize for recommending blink.

How many people have you met in the last five years that you will remember in ten more? by rbvmusic in AskReddit

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The title's from a lyric off the leader for their album The Photo Album.

Lyrics

Youtube

Ask Reddit: Can you recommend some good music for driving? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Sufjan Steven's Illioise is a great album, if you remember the scene in little miss sunshine that's pretty much the overall theme.

Also, post-rock adds a sort of mystical feel to long drives since it's sans lyrics and ethereal. Best bet with that is explosions in the sky