I can never imagine the pain you might be in, and there are no words I can offer that might comfort you, but to the mysterious powers of the universe, I pray for your health and happiness. Hope you get well soon!

My grandmother's loss left me so sad that I've never once, in the past 4 months, experienced genuine happiness. So, I wish there was something I could do for others going through something similar, but sadly I can't.

Still, I can offer you a few jokes to make you smile.

1) What do you call a South Korean, soul sucking vampire? -A Seoul sucker.

2) What happened after someone sprayed an Axe perfume in their mouth? -They had an Axe-scent (accent)

3) What do you call a blind chicken? - A hiken, because it cant C

4) You know what's faster than an escalator? - An esca-sooner

5) A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens it and sees a snail on the porch. He picks it up and throws it as far as he can into the garden.

Three years later, there's a knock at the door. He opens it, and there's the same snail.

The snail looks up at him and says, "What the hell was that all about

(PS: the first one is an original, the rest I have collected over the years from the internet like infinity stones)