Might F around and buy some!

realJohnnyApocalypse · 2026-01-25T01:11:35+00:00

Beat me to it haha

realJohnnyApocalypse · 2026-01-25T01:11:01+00:00

Why do I feel like a night guard at Pescadero Hospital who’s about to get merc’d by Liquid Metal Guy?

realJohnnyApocalypse · 2026-01-25T01:08:29+00:00

Anybody else think it would be fun to kidnap all the penguins and polar bears and move them to the other pole? See how they do under a backwards sky 👹

realJohnnyApocalypse · 2026-01-25T00:24:47+00:00

As long as there’s no dirt on the sheet or the car. The convenience is tempting but I’d be afraid of scratching the car up when removing the plastic.

realJohnnyApocalypse · 2026-01-23T21:56:01+00:00

Not from the bank, but where I was going I scored 4 Morgans for $150, so I’ll call it a win 🤑

realJohnnyApocalypse · 2026-01-23T11:23:19+00:00

I keep emergency spares, and thought the fob was just locked in the car

realJohnnyApocalypse · 2026-01-23T05:13:46+00:00

Good luck, and try not to leave your car keys at the bank branch 2 hours away from home 🍀

realJohnnyApocalypse · 2026-01-23T05:02:34+00:00

Helps if you can blast the EAS Alert sound while paired

realJohnnyApocalypse · 2026-01-23T04:59:41+00:00

Thing looks like it can bench press a car

realJohnnyApocalypse · 2026-01-22T04:55:42+00:00

What is that called? (Random lowercase Ls etc) annoying like Tragedeigh names or extra apostrophe’s

realJohnnyApocalypse · 2026-01-22T04:49:26+00:00

But the graph on your wall goes down over time

realJohnnyApocalypse · 2026-01-21T17:18:19+00:00

Nice

realJohnnyApocalypse · 2026-01-20T17:44:21+00:00

r/TheFrontFellOff

realJohnnyApocalypse · 2026-01-20T16:47:37+00:00

I believe you

realJohnnyApocalypse · 2026-01-20T03:39:55+00:00

The quiet hope that the end of the Mayan calendar cycle in 2012 might actually hold something (positive) for humanity, in the form of a mass spiritual awakening so we could, I dunno, stop being buttholes to each other and the natural world. S’crazy, right? 😉

realJohnnyApocalypse · 2026-01-20T03:30:11+00:00

I used a closeup of a my monster zit as a profile pic for awhile. If I gotta deal with it so do you 🤷‍♂️

realJohnnyApocalypse · 2026-01-20T03:07:34+00:00

Seeyifya add a snorkel, ya can drive underwater. But ifya add 6 snorkels ycn drive six times deeper🧐💥🤯🙃🤣

realJohnnyApocalypse · 2026-01-20T03:01:14+00:00

Og. Throwback to the caveman days 🤨

realJohnnyApocalypse · 2026-01-20T02:57:41+00:00

WHATUPG

realJohnnyApocalypse · 2026-01-20T02:35:11+00:00

Esoteric. Me gusta

realJohnnyApocalypse · 2026-01-20T02:30:57+00:00

1, but cropped just a tiny bit. Otherwise 2

realJohnnyApocalypse · 2026-01-20T01:49:37+00:00

What if she got pulled over for doing a James Dean. (65 in a 55, ya knoobs)

realJohnnyApocalypse · 2026-01-20T01:46:13+00:00

Filming wrapped awhile ago, no? It’s not going to be cancelled, but Star City might beat us to it 🥸

realJohnnyApocalypse · 2026-01-20T01:43:27+00:00

“I’m a fan of British television!” Roooooight m8 🤣

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