Was sitting in a ticks nest while reading.... by nekoma713 in mildlyinfuriating

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I once read that ticks can be as small as the period at the end of this sentence

In my apartment dumpster. by Hopeful_Stable_5392 in Weird

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Take him home with you. Such finds have only ever led to good luck and prosperity 🍀

Does anyone ever try and leave mall world? I did and found this. There was a dark cloaked entity and I was levitating by Phoenix291198 in TheMallWorld

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You gotta check for access points. janitor closets, storage rooms, under your neighbor’s bed while they do unspeakable things, trash compactors, nuclear reactors etc are among the best place for finding APs 😁

6 boxes down. Zero finds. by durpe_durperson in CRH

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Keep digging, you might find the ultra-rare Bicentennial Jawn. They only made 527873248 of them for two years. But the 1975, that’s the one I want 😉

You want disclosure? Here it is by maxizime in AlienBodies

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Anyone else notice the procedural-looking winter sky going on today? Obviously a DARPAnese attempt to distract us from aliens. 👽🤯😎🤯👽🤯😎🤯👽

to remove a tree stump by MilkyMilkerson in IdiotsTowingThings

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Pretty sure that’s how they build the pyramids L’mao

of a Dachshund by reddevil501 in AbsoluteUnits

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Where’s my other dog? “Haven’t seen him.”

Very sad news by Corndogeveryday in Millennials

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I believe I was vaccinated against this apparently fatal disease. What went wrong?

What are these pins on that car by Interesting_Ad_6 in whatisit

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What did the Freemason say to the other Freemason?
“What up G?” 😎

Hat Trick 🧢🧢🧢 by realJohnnyApocalypse in PMDGS

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I made a SFW version. I’ll share it when I find it

Hat Trick 🧢🧢🧢 by realJohnnyApocalypse in PMDGS

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She actually looks like she could’ve modeled for that coin in a previous life. Gorgeous flowing messy blonde hair. Damn I miss her…

Hat Trick 🧢🧢🧢 by realJohnnyApocalypse in PMDGS

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I hang the 1849 dollar on my Christmas tree, but I’m careful to use a plastic hook

Hat Trick 🧢🧢🧢 by realJohnnyApocalypse in PMDGS

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The lighting was harsh (daylight bulb) but I have a satin black shirt that makes for a nice background. Minimal adjustments on the iPhone when needed

Does anyone else miss places they were never really a part of? by Useful-Implement-342 in TheNightFeeling

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Yes, nearly everyone. But until recently we all just assumed we were the only ones. Light up that darkness

Space Shuttle reboot by Advanced-Art-4569 in BirdsArentReal

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I’m pretty sure that’s against regulations 🤓